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People still travel to the US of their own volition. Strange. Especially but not exclusively for those symbolically wearing a big “ice me!” sign by virtue of the crime of not ostensively being a white male extreme right winger.
People, sta…
I’m ready, my Lord.
#cluesbysam
So who you gonna call now?
I also remember liking to watch the puddles gather rain. Back when rain still existed.
Today is as good a day as any not to repeat overt lies, to not follow and endorse the narrative in pointless refutation, but to change the agenda.
Let’s talk about basic human needs. The bottom of Maslow’s pyramid. Why are we allowing many…
I v much like the void and never ever would I scream into it
Goh, @NOSRSS, bosbranden zijn (checks notes) vervelend omdat mensen er niet meer kunnen recreēren?
Vraagje. Valt “ademen” ook onder “recreẽren”?
Être and Néant are both fielded, I’m led to understand. If so, then Néant certainly has the upper hand.
I somehow doubt the efficacy of these fascist removal machines
All you gotta do
Is sinkin’
And floppin’
And shriekin’
And flailin’
Gaspin’ and fearin’
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- Established account (3+ years old).
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