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President Trump declaring that the US is being "unnecessarily invaded by filthy, polluted air" from Canada’s wildfires is going about as well as you'd expect. (The White House Facebook post has 4x more laugh emojis than thumbs up)
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Ben Collins (FKA Tim Onion):
"Not a great economy alert! Wall Street Bets users think Palantir spiked today because The Onion story titled “Palantir Acquires Pentagon for $800 Billion” hit their front page.
They’re guessing trading bots indexed the top post on the subreddit reddit not understanding source."
#TheOnion #Palantir
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President Trump declaring that the US is being "unnecessarily invaded by filthy, polluted air" from Canada’s wildfires is going about as well as you'd expect. (The White House Facebook post has 4x more laugh emojis than thumbs up)
Somewhere in Tehran, Iranian intelligence officers are watching Glenn Beck and saying, “Write this down. Apparently, this is the American plan.
Every now and then, the Babylon Bee inadvertently posts something funny.
Seth Meyers:
"You know, I used to dread these addresses, but it could be literally anything from 'We're bombing Cuba' to 'I'm going to glue some more crap to the White House."
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/tv/articles/seth-meyers-war…
President Trump announced today that Iran will be defeated soon!
The administration wants to assure the public that this is not a repeat of...
March 3rd ('We won the war'),
March 13th ('We won the war" again), March 22nd ('Iran is dead'…
When a hospital hires 5 new billing specialists to fight with 5 new insurance claims adjusters, ten "healthcare" jobs are created, but zero health is produced.
https://wixx.com/2026/07/09/wisconsin-jobs-shift-healthcare-employment-passes-m…
Rare bipartisan miracle: Schumer and SCOTUS both said no to Big Pork’s war on animal welfare laws.
https://www.thenewlede.org/2026/07/supreme-court-denies-pork-industry-appeal-of-animal-welfare-law/
It’s wrong to cheer the death of another human being, even someone like former Fed Chair and Ayn Rand disciple Alan Greenspan. But if you ARE going to break that rule, don’t just be mean. Be Jim Earl mean: accurate, hilarious, and willing …
Ben Collins (FKA Tim Onion):
"Not a great economy alert! Wall Street Bets users think Palantir spiked today because The Onion story titled “Palantir Acquires Pentagon for $800 Billion” hit their front page.
They’re guessing trading bots i…
RE: https://flipboard.com/@theonion/latest-dkm8b9j1z/-/a-SkP0JiP7R_esO7e7AADASg%3Aa%3A2687680055-%2F0
Classic acquisition mistake: Palantir bought the Pentagon for $800 billion, but forgot to ask about the monthly maintenance fees.
2024 feels like another era, when the Democratic establishment believed reality was just a messaging problem with insufficient sunglasses.
"The United States possesses more wealth than any society in human history. It can afford universal healthcare, modern rail systems, affordable housing, renewable energy, rebuilt cities, and first-class public education. It simply chooses …
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