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If anybody else’s kids’ uncles bought them snow tools like these, the snow’s perfect for ‘em!
Ah, the time of the raining honey locust catkins is here. These guys have landed on me during my landscaping beer break.
If anybody runs across ham radio callsign KS8G on the interwaves, can you ask him why he ran me off Earhart Rd turning left off Plymouth? Time to turn in the aerial plate, dude.
My “the city Planning Commission is unrepresentative” tshirt has people asking a lot of questions I’m not prepared to answer about my assertions re: the representativeness of the city Planning Commission
(Really softens the blow of our “uh oh, lease is ending in a month but a maniac is destroying all the supply chains now” minivan purchase)
Taxes: done.
Since we bought this post-2020-prices house/got a post-2021-rate mortgage, the graph of our bill/refund amount has been looking like a Win Probability graph where the Feds are slowly building a dominant lead, just to suffer a …
Update: sold!
Commentary: I’m glad I did the UMS “Series:You” subscription, but as a family that is not particularly good about securing babysitters, we could’ve used it better than we did.
Augh, I’ve done it again. We have two tickets to Vivaldi at Hill tonight, and can’t go because family things. Anyone want them?
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Lotta water in the backyard.
To the truck driver who just turned out across all of Baker Rd despite being completely blocked by other semis from seeing me coming at speed: what the fuck, man?
I just gave one kid a headache and made the other one drop his dino nuggets …
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