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k3ym𖺀

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Followers
898
Account age
3 yrs
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reminder that "fortibleed" is not a vuln. no CVE. no patch. nothing fucking "bled." it's a russian-speaking crew firing 1.16 billion creds from old breaches and infostealer logs at every fortigate dumb enough to have its mgmt interface sitting on the public internet. ~50% of internet-facing boxes. half of you. and before anyone cries "but my password was 28 characters with symbols": it didn't get 46 views reminder that "fortibleed" is not a vuln. no CVE. no patch. nothing fucking "bled." it's a russian-speaking crew firing 1.16 billion creds from old breaches and infostealer logs at every fortigate dumb enough to have its mgmt interface sitting on the public internet. ~50% of internet-facing boxes. half of you. and before anyone cries "but my password was 28 characters with symbols": it didn't get Frog and Toad Are Chainloaded frog put the UEFI app signatures in a box. there. now we will not boot any more unsigned UEFI apps. but we can disable SecureBoot said toad. that is true said frog. that is true. frog knew. frog always knew. the box was never locked. toad found the off switch in four seconds. three weeks of signed shim work gone. frog does not cry frog just stares at the mokutil promp7 views Frog and Toad Are Chainloaded frog put the UEFI app signatures in a box. there. now we will not boot any more unsigned UEFI apps. but we can disable SecureBoot said toad. that is true said frog. that is true. frog knew. frog always knew. the box was never locked. toad found the off switch in four seconds. three weeks of signed shim work gone. frog does not cry frog just stares at the mokutil promp Have you all seen the new $250 bill?3 views Have you all seen the new $250 bill?

📊 Post engagement

24
Avg engagement / post
2.7%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: Everyone: “nobody uses DNS tunneling in the real world, it’s a C · 84 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
2 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 9 text · 3 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.8×
Follows 1.2K back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post Everyone: “nobody uses DNS tunneling in the real world, it’s a CTF meme.” TrickBot 2026: hiding C2 payloads in the high 6 bits of IPv4 responses at 30 KB/s while your DNS logs sit unread in a bucket nobody has queried since 2023. That’s not exfil, that’s a dial-up modem with ext… ★ 84
Frog and Toad Are Chainloaded frog put the UEFI app signatures in a box. there. now we will not boot any more unsigned UEFI apps. but we can disable SecureBoot said toad. that is true said frog. that is true. frog knew. frog always knew. t… ★ 7 Ripped Plex out. Reminder to self, and anyone else rage-quitting a SaaS wedged into their own damn infrastructure: The simplest architecture is the one that can’t enshittify on you, because there’s no middleman to rot. Files on a NAS. A cl… ★ 26 reminder that "fortibleed" is not a vuln. no CVE. no patch. nothing fucking "bled." it's a russian-speaking crew firing 1.16 billion creds from old breaches and infostealer logs at every fortigate dumb enough to have its mgmt interface sit… ★ 46 Have you all seen the new $250 bill? ★ 3 And the agentic-shopping gold rush makes it worse, because it yanks the one human who might have caught the bad URL out of the loop entirely. TL;DR: this is not "AI is dumb." It's a textbook supply-chain problem. Web RAG's trust boundary i… OpenAI's fix tells you exactly where the vuln lives. They yanked the sites out of the search INDEX and slapped a warning onto Russell & Bromley queries. That is not retraining a model. That's whack-a-mole on the retrieval layer, per brand,… Here is the part that should actually piss off defenders. On a normal results page your hindbrain still triages: weird domain, sponsored tag, sketchy snippet. The chatbot hands you ONE confident answer in clean prose and nukes every one of… Why that matters: the training corpus was frozen long before those domains existed. The model did not "learn" them. They got surfaced at RETRIEVAL time. Two completely different attacks keep getting jammed into one lazy word. Training pois… ★ 1 Ask Silver found cloned Russell & Bromley and Dunelm sites surfacing as sources in ChatGPT shopping answers. The quoted take was "the LLM got poisoned," implying training data. That's bullshit, and the timeline proves it. R&B went into adm… How this actually works. When an LLM "searches the web," it is not crawling the whole goddamn internet itself. ChatGPT rents Bing's index and bolts on its own live crawler, OAI-SearchBot. Translation: it inherits every shitty garbage-in pr… Every outlet today ran "ChatGPT recommends scam stores." Cool. True. Boring as shit. https://www.theguardian.com/money/2026/jun/07/ai-chatgpt-shopping-scams-fake-websites The actual story: AI shopping inherited the search engine's SEO-pois… ★ 2

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Home server
infosec.exchange
A cybersecurity & infosec server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
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Verified link
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On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 24 views per post.
📤Posts about 2× per week.

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89/100
Excellent Credibility score
99%
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  • Est. 99% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Strong engagement (~2.7% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
  • Verified account.
  • Established account (3+ years old).

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About

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principal killswitch engineer. beige-hat hacker. proud 1x engineer. cybernaut. blueteamer. privacy advocate. disciple of doctorow. reader of white papers. eff member. round-earther. cyber dark arts certified. 
professor emeritus of shitpostery and fellow at the institute of memetic research and development.
 



 i larp as a normie. 

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Frog and Toad Are Chainloaded frog put the UEFI app signatures in a box. there. now we will not boot any more unsigned UEFI apps. but we can disable SecureBoot said toad. that is true said frog. that is true. frog knew. frog always knew. the box was never locked. toad found the off switch in four seconds. three weeks of signed shim work gone. frog does not cry frog just stares at the mokutil promp reminder that "fortibleed" is not a vuln. no CVE. no patch. nothing fucking "bled." it's a russian-speaking crew firing 1.16 billion creds from old breaches and infostealer logs at every fortigate dumb enough to have its mgmt interface sitting on the public internet. ~50% of internet-facing boxes. half of you. and before anyone cries "but my password was 28 characters with symbols": it didn't get Have you all seen the new $250 bill?

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