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Account age
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Known for
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Met a new neighbor this morning.
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#SilentSunday #kayaking #paddling #whitewater
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An excellent day on the water with class yesterday. Started out overcast but ended the day with clear skies and sunshine.
I was reminded that the current numbers from NOAA are predictions and not guarantees. Slack was whopping 50 minutes early, making the paddle back to Bowman Bay increasingly difficult as it went from slack to flooding. In the almost 20 years I've been paddling at deception pass
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Beautiful morning on Lake Union. #Seattle #LakeUnion #kayaking #paddling
📊 Post engagement
17
Avg engagement / post
5%
Engagement vs followers
Apr 2025
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Met a new neighbor this morning. · 33 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
3.2 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 4 text · 8 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1×
Follows 334 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
Met a new neighbor this morning.
What on earth could have happened to this piece of mail?? Returned to work yesterday, post marked 12 November 2015.
Did a search looking for alternatives to 3m command strips that will work on textured walls. Clicked on 3 different websites that started off with "our top alternatives that will work on textured surfaces" and every single one is a knock o…
Unpacking the beer collection today and oh boy, look what I found. I completely forgot I had this. I got this back in 2013 as part of an online secret Santa gift exchange and thought it was too fancy to drink at the time and I guess it got…
I want to say a gigantic FUCK YOU to my old landlords. Kiddo was having some big feelings are was teary eyed when we were leaving the house so I scooped him and the toddler up and took them for a drive while my wife did the walk through. T…
#SilentSunday #kayaking #paddling #whitewater
No moorage allowed
#TextureTuesday
An excellent day on the water with class yesterday. Started out overcast but ended the day with clear skies and sunshine.
I was reminded that the current numbers from NOAA are predictions and not guarantees. Slack was whopping 50 minutes …
Beautiful morning on Lake Union. #Seattle #LakeUnion #kayaking #paddling
Round 3 of thunder and lightning at my place. Definitely closer than the previous two. #wawx #wx #ConvergenceZone
#texturetuesday
Growing up in Seattle, I remember learning about MLK Jr., the civil rights movement, and racism but it was always as history--things that happened in the past. And that's how I thought about bigotry and racism until I was in high school an…
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beige.party
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On Mastodon since
Apr 2025
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2025 — 1 year ago.
👁️Averages 17 views per post.
📤Posts about 3.2× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
75/100
Good
Credibility score
92%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~5.0% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
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