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A Short Stay In Hell. Steven Peck.
You just died, and the hell assigned to you - it’s temporary the demon explains- is an endless library that contains all the books that ever could be written, and all you have to do is find the book that describes your life; you initially muse that things could be
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There Is No Antimemetics Division. By QNTM.
You are the director of a secret agency that combats invisible ideas that take over people’s minds, particularly those trying to defeat them, so you must frequently wipe your own memory and start again; this makes for some tough days at the office (and at
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Bad Badger. By Maryrose Wood.
You are a badger with a lot of self doubts, and when a new potential friend - really, your first friend ever - lands on your cottage’s railing, you enter an existential crisis such as only a badger could have.
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The Rose Field. Philip Pullman.
(Book 3 of a trilogy)
You are a young woman whose animal familiar has left her, so she goes searching for him, as well as the doorway to another world which is also the target of religious authorities; you are trying to figure out what makes life worth living, but tha
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A Short Stay In Hell. Steven Peck.
You just died, and the hell assigned to you - it’s temporary the demon explains- is an endless library that contains all the books that ever could be written, and all you have to do is find the book that describes your life; you initially muse …
Bad Badger. By Maryrose Wood.
You are a badger with a lot of self doubts, and when a new potential friend - really, your first friend ever - lands on your cottage’s railing, you enter an existential crisis such as only a badger could have.…
The Summer War. Naomi Novik.
You are a 12 year old sorceress and future princess enamored of your older gay brother, and when he says he’s leaving your abusive father to find love, you curse him to never find love and force him to live a l…
The Rose Field. Philip Pullman.
(Book 3 of a trilogy)
You are a young woman whose animal familiar has left her, so she goes searching for him, as well as the doorway to another world which is also the target of religious authorities; you a…
On the Calculation of Volume IV. Solvej Balle. Trans by Smith and Russell.
(Book 4 of 7; spoilers ahead for books 1-3)
You are still stuck, almost a decade later, reliving the same 18th of November over and over again, but now you have fou…
Blindsight. Peter Watts.
You are a human-? hybrid, part of a small crew of other human hybrid types, led by a vampire, when you are sent unexpectedly to the Oort Cloud to meet some inexplicable aliens who just showed up; this situation som…
There Is No Antimemetics Division. By QNTM.
You are the director of a secret agency that combats invisible ideas that take over people’s minds, particularly those trying to defeat them, so you must frequently wipe your own memory and start…
Chess Story. By Stefan Zweig, translated by Joel Roteberg.
The world chess champion, a man of low birth and somehow no imagination, is on a long voyage with you, and you finagle a game pitting him against a dozen random players, one of who…
Black Bag. By Luke Kennard.
You are a struggling actor, and you take a gig where you wear a black bag and sit silently in a Psychology class twice a week, only you find you want to wear it more frequently, which of course leads to sexual e…
The Master and Margarita. By Mikhail Bulgakov, translated by Mira Ginsburg.
It’s Soviet-era Moscow and you, Satan, show up with your retinue (which includes a giant talking black cat) to wreak some havoc, particularly on the literary and t…
Flights. By Olga Tokarczuk. Trans by Jennifer Croft.
You are a traveler, observing your travels and those of others, both in the present and the past, in space and in time, and wondering what it does to our fragile bodies, our fragile, mut…
Stag Party. By Torrey Peters.
You are an usually large and ugly 19th century lumberjack in an all male remote camp, and you get the chance to appear at an arranged “dance” as an available female, which you eagerly accept.
4 of 5 library ca…
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