King Beauregard

King Beauregard

Mastodon @kingbeauregard@c.im
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Followers
101
Account age
3 yrs

Known for

Photo post7 views Photo post Photo post5 views Photo post I like this.5 views I like this. Photo post3 views Photo post

📊 Post engagement

4
Avg engagement / post
4%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: Photo post · 7 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
0.06 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 0 text · 7 image · 1 video.
Follower / following
2.3×
Follows 44 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post Photo post ★ 7
▶ "Are you angry, or are you masturbating?" "BOTH!" ★ 2 Photo post ★ 5 Photo post For my sous vide needs - and I am a novice - I use a Ninja PossibleCooker. Seems to work fine; it goes up to 190 degrees, which is enough for all my particular sous vide tasks. Besides being useful for sous viding, it'll also bake and slow… ★ 2 I like this. ★ 5 Every day, somewhere on the Intertubes, it's Neville Chamberlain bashing day. After all, isn't he the ninny who thought Hitler would be a nice boy if we just gave him Czechoslovakia? Except ... that's not it at all. Chamberlain knew Hitler… Photo post ★ 3

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
c.im
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 4 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.1× per week.

🛡️ Audience credibility

80/100 Excellent
  • Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Strong engagement (~4.0% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
  • Established account (3+ years old).
Est. authentic audience
97%
Fake-follower risk
Low
Data confidence
High

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

"And sin, young man, is when you treat people like things." - Granny Weatherwax "I've never seen any life transformation that didn't begin with the person in question finally getting tired of their own bullshit." - Elizabeth Gilbert "My sole professional secret is to make profit agree with principle." - Paladin "True, I hates. But I come by me hatin' fair, and square." - Poopdeck Pappy "You can fool some of the people some of the time, but you can always fool yourself." - Anon

📸 Gallery

"Are you angry, or are you masturbating?" "BOTH!" Photo post Photo post Photo post For my sous vide needs - and I am a novice - I use a Ninja PossibleCooker. Seems to work fine; it goes up to 190 degrees, which is enough for all my particular sous vide tasks. Besides being useful for sous viding, it'll also bake and slow cook and sear and even proof bread I think. It's good for al I like this. Every day, somewhere on the Intertubes, it's Neville Chamberlain bashing day. After all, isn't he the ninny who thought Hitler would be a nice boy if we just gave him Czechoslovakia? Except ... that's not it at all. Chamberlain knew Hitler could not be trusted, but he also knew there was nothing he Photo post

🔀 Audience overlap

Estimated

Estimated shared audience with similar creators — useful for avoiding overlap (or doubling down) when planning a campaign.

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