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Followers
210
Account age
3 yrs

Known for

📊 Post engagement

3
Avg engagement / post
1.4%
Engagement vs followers
Feb 2023
On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: The best FMK of them all. #books #fuckAI · 11 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
8.2 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.9×
Follows 245 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
🔥 Top post The best FMK of them all. #books #fuckAI ★ 11
That will be the longest thread I wrote here for probably a few years. Had to let some steam off cause I’m just oh, so tired of being on the losing side because of forced errors. ★ 1 My main point: When there’s a common win, capitalize and unite. When there is a divisive loss, don’t be a sore winner. Shut up and pick more winning battles. We don’t have to shove people’s noses in how we’re right all the time. It’s perso… They don’t care about FIFA corruption, or if Trump vainly decided to throw his weight around about it. Hell, most Americans didn’t care IN THE FIRST PLACE. But you know what those people who aren’t political junkies do care about? People … Now reverse that and I see so much gloating over how the USMNT lost. It’s not helping because when a normal person who goes “Oh, that sucks, I guess” sees people rubbing their nose in it, they’re going to just think “What’s your fucking pr… And yeah, it’s a really fucking stupid door, but I’ll take what I’m given. The thing that started this chain of thoughts was the Knicks winning the NBA championship, honestly. I’ve made more headway in discussions because this type of voter literally links an NBA Championship with Mamdani. Think about how fucking… ★ 1 And before any of your nerds come on n here doing nerd shit, I’m not talking about liberals and centrists. Those people are already a lost cause. Im talking about the huge majority of people who don’t or barely care. ★ 1 It’s not enough to be right, it’s not enough to be good on the correct side of things, you also have to be convincing. You have to be compelling. Otherwise you come off as a nerd going “Um, actually…” to any non-plugged in person. Take it … ★ 1 I sometimes see leftist takes that are 100% correct, and also look unhinged to a “normal” person. It’s fucking disheartening. There are days and times the left can be so fucking annoying, it reminds me why we lose. You can be CORRECT and be NORMAL. 🪿 🟡 🟡 🟡 🟡 🟡

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
mastodon.world
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Feb 2023
An established account with real history on the platform.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2023 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 3 views per post.
📤Posts about 8.2× per week.

🛡️ Audience credibility

89/100 Excellent
  • Est. 99% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Strong engagement (~1.4% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
  • Verified account.
  • Established account (3+ years old).
Est. authentic audience
99%
Fake-follower risk
Low
Data confidence
High

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

Rural punk in #NewJersey. #ArtDirector, #UIDesigner, #Illustrator, #photographyer, and #HotDog aficionado. "Oddly satisfying." – Remy I'm a #ttrpg nerd and #rgp nerd for games like #Fallout, #MassEffect, #OuterWorlds, #CyberPunk, and the #Witcher. Don't come at me with fascist, pro-police, or right-wing garbage. That shit doesn't fly around these parts.

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