Beef Bingly

Beef Bingly

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📣Sponsored postOne disclosed post (toot) with your link and message. $12→ 🧵Sponsored threadA multi-post explainer or story — the fediverse rewards dept… $30→ 📦Product seeding / honest reviewSend me your product — I post a disclosed, honest take. Auth… $16→ 📌Pinned sponsored postA disclosed post pinned to the top of my profile for the mon… $36/mo→ 🔗Profile link (bio field)Your link in one of my profile metadata fields for the month… $18/mo→ 🔁Boost packageI boost (repost) your account's toots through the month — di… $24/mo→ 🏛️Instance / community sponsorshipSponsor the server I run — a sponsor line in the About/rules… $30/mo→ 🤝Mutual boost collabWe boost each other across instances — a value swap between … Swap→

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Followers
62
Account age
6 yrs

📊 Post engagement

2
Avg engagement / post
3.2%
Engagement vs followers
Jul 2019
On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: #writerscoffeeclub 9. How do you select ideas from all the ones · 4 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
0.34 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 12 text · 0 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.9×
Follows 72 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post #writerscoffeeclub 9. How do you select ideas from all the ones floating around? I email them all to myself and incorporate the ones that make sense. I also have a OneNote for dumb book/story ideas. Honestly, they aren't half bad, but I'm apparently going all in on "literary rom… ★ 4
The constant, relentless effort of being myself is absolutely fucking exhausting. I'm trying to write the word 'beams' in a scene that's kinda creepy, and it keeps coming out 'beans' and ruining the mood. ★ 1 I never thought I would get to this stage, but I actually need a pen name. How do you pick one? I am STRUGGLING. Everything I have either sounds like a porn name or is literally “Beef Bingly” (Beef is from Old French, okay? I am trying). I am not a writer, I am an unwitting conduit for some insane shit happening in another dimension or something. #writing #writers #WritersCoffeeClub - June 10. Do you revise and add more plot if you feel your story is too short? Plotting has never been my struggle. I tend to do plot & dialogue snippets then flesh out the scenes and characters/dialogue after the fact.… ★ 1 For the first time in my life, I feel very satisfied with my opening line. And opening paragraph. And second, and third--the whole scene, really. Let's goooooooo! #writing #writer ★ 3 #writerscoffeeclub Jun 7: What do you do first when you start a new writing project? I start with a character and expand from there. Who are they, what stage of life are they in, (I favor older characters, so they usually have a pretty int… ★ 1 #WritersCoffeeClub - June 6. Have you queried agents for traditional publishing? How did it go? I did! My manuscript wasn't ready even though I desperately wanted it to be. Rejections that first round were the best thing that could have ha… ★ 2 I'm trying to find vintage handheld manual pencil sharpeners from the 40s and struggling. It doesn't matter why. I need to know what pencil sharpeners looked like and were made of in the 40s. (Bakelite, it was bakelite, but I don't like t… When did y'all realize that you were writing something really good? #writing ★ 1 #WritersCoffeeClub 20.5.24 When did you first know you wanted to be a writer? Before I knew how to write. I was telling stories as soon as I could talk. Once I knew how to write, it was all over. Kind of surreal thinking about it now. ★ 1

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
writing.exchange
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Jul 2019
An OG fediverse account from Mastodon's early years — a long, established presence.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2019 — 6 years ago.
👁️Averages 2 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.3× per week.

🛡️ Audience credibility

80/100 Excellent
  • Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Strong engagement (~3.2% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
  • Established account (6+ years old).
Est. authentic audience
97%
Fake-follower risk
Low
Data confidence
High

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

Writer. If I'm tootin', I ain't writin'. --- I write character-driven stories about magic and monsters. I'm about to start the querying process for my first novel, and plowing through my final draft. Therefore, this feed will likely feature a lot of #justwriterthings that involve lamenting the plight of writers, as though this were some involuntary calling (it is).

🔀 Audience overlap

Estimated

Estimated shared audience with similar creators — useful for avoiding overlap (or doubling down) when planning a campaign.

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