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Lainie :apusheennoodles:

Lainie :apusheennoodles:

Mastodon @lainie@hachyderm.io
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Followers
48
Account age
3 yrs
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Known for

Trying out sago vade as my neighbour is selling special meals for navathri. I like this a lot more than the chana ones :dancing_panda:5 views Trying out sago vade as my neighbour is selling special meals for navathri. I like this a lot more than the chana ones :dancing_panda:

📊 Post engagement

3
Avg engagement / post
6.3%
Engagement vs followers
Jan 2023
On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: Trying out sago vade as my neighbour is selling special meals fo · 5 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
0.12 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 10 text · 2 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1×
Follows 49 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post Trying out sago vade as my neighbour is selling special meals for navathri. I like this a lot more than the chana ones :dancing_panda: ★ 5
My big mouth: I blabbed to my coffee roaster that I do, in fact, own a coffee grinder at home. Now I feel like I should always be getting whole beans from him 😭 because the man puts a lot of art in his roasting and here I am mostly doing … It’s such a cold night, I don’t know why I can hear my neighbour’s aircond compressor. Does he not check the weather before using it I accidentally made an amazing spicy fish stew with all sorts of dried mushrooms and seafood. I think in my quest for meal prep efficiency and adequate taste, I’ve lost touch of the random cooking side quests I would do that were a lot of … Sudoku vs Kakuro every night ❤️ Idk what’s worse, that the tech bros clearly don’t care about safety, or that they’d use that language to further infringe upon privacy Like hell if ppl were to give mr biometrics grabber Sam Altman any ID or info to verify age, jijik https://mas.to/@PrivacyDigest/115218385390917526 An International Pen show??? Me, immediately: Do I start saving now??? Lord I am in danger ★ 1 I have discovered that I can make crispy guanciale chips just by popping a few slices in the microwave. I am not safe with this knowledge. My cat kicked up a fuss for extra food this afternoon, and when I finally relented, she ate three (3) discrete pieces of kibble and walked away from her bowl. She likes fresh kibbles so it’s unlikely she will eat the rest later for dinner… My senior cat hasn’t quite figured out foaming at the mouth yet, but she’s learning to produce a lot of saliva to avoid being pilled 😫 This was a confusing moment for me 😂 saw the right photo later

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
hachyderm.io
A tech & engineering server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
On Mastodon since
Jan 2023
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2023 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 3 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.1× per week.

🕵️ Fake follower check

Estimated
76/100
Good Credibility score
97%
Real Real audience
Low Fake-follower risk
Medium Data confidence
  • Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Strong engagement (~6.3% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
  • Established account (3+ years old).

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

Gay af and here for chaos. Where my queeples at? :hamsterdance:

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