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Have a great Fathers Day with my 350 children (estimated number based on volume).
One of them printed this lovely thing (sorry to all the runners up this year)
A reminder that it is not heathy to to be serious all the time #Rule2
Missed my connecting ferry home by 1 car. Not telling my child that the emergency bathroom break 10 minutes after she turned down one on our first ferry cost us more than 2 cars (much more) is my parenting gift to her today.
it shouldn't .. same risk has always been there .. but it does
no huge surprises in there .. but reading things like this hit differently these days:
Canada has published update advice on evaluating supply chain risk:
https://www.cyber.gc.ca/en/guidance/supply-chain-integrity-risk-assessments-evaluation-criteria-itsap10071
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I’m also tired AF
My pre teen kid put on 2000 era throwback techno as breakfast music this morning … so I feel like I’m winning at life today.
This is a clever campaign:
http://reallybadphotographer.com/
This thread is perfect #DutchFood https://mastodon.social/@RichqrddeNooy/116204373373144034
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