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"Una cabeza llena de fantasmas"
Este libro me encantó, es una perspectiva fresca sobre el cliché de exorcismos. Me gustó en especial el énfasis en la salud mental.
Me acabo de enterar que el hongo más grande del mundo se llama Humongous Fungus y no puedo
I've been thinking about friends.
People tend to assume that being friends means always agreeing with everything they do. It isn't.
I love my friends to death, but I don't agree with all of their decisions or approve of all of their behavi…
Wednesdays are kind of a bummer ain't them?
When I was in highschool I skipped classes for three days in order to play silent hill. I miss that freedom
I kinda closed all my other social media outlets so you get to receive my deranged thoughts that have nowhere else to go
I can't stop think about how all Doritos are actually 3D Doritos
Lavar platos escuchando audiolibros es un acto de self care que necesito retomar
Knowing you'll spend your whole weekend working kinda kills the vibe a little
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- Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~1.1% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Established account (3+ years old).
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