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Ok but are they you’re kids? Or are they adults you’re hooking up with? Because one of those things is getting a bigger high five from me.
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Our dogs are our mini me’s. Boy dog likes to be active and have fun with friends. Girl dog likes to lick whipped cream out of a cup while wishing people a happy new year ❤️
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Getting myself some of…the good life.
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THIS! And while I’m never sure where to check my facts Senator Amy Klobuchar posted the same stat so I feel pretty confident it’s spot on.
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Ok but are they you’re kids? Or are they adults you’re hooking up with? Because one of those things is getting a bigger high five from me.
THIS! And while I’m never sure where to check my facts Senator Amy Klobuchar posted the same stat so I feel pretty confident it’s spot on.
Our dogs are our mini me’s. Boy dog likes to be active and have fun with friends. Girl dog likes to lick whipped cream out of a cup while wishing people a happy new year ❤️
Getting myself some of…the good life.
Celebrated the state fair Kickoff to Summer event with all the other people that don’t have a cabin or cabin invite for Memorial Day weekend.
#Carlsbad bbq with besties’ fam. #sandiego #vaction #socal
Ok #carlsbad show me some night life.
#sandiego #vacation
Looks like my primary doc is planning to get all up in my bizness the old fashioned way - without stirrups.
Woke up to this from a pen pal. Now I have to spend my morning figuring out what I sent him last night.
If you want to feel good about the world for a few hours spend some time as the mascot for a non profit. I spent Saturday handing out hugs and high fives.
Today was a special daycare day where the focus was agility. They sent a report card with pics and said my dog was “an agility star.” I know sarcasm when I read it. My pitbull is a baby! I bet it took the staff 3 hours to coax him into the…
I got 5 hours of sleep, 2 hours in front of the SAD lamp and sinus meds on board. I’m feeling like Michael Scott on Pretzel Day.
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