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Found the friendliest New Yorker
Last night was pretty sick. If bustouts are your thing you went away happy. But no runaway golf cart marathon?? #Phish
Via the great Jonathan Fishman on FB.
Soooo these things come in threes, riiiiight??? 😬😬😬 #lindseygraham
Enjoying a Chimay and some Belgian waffles for no particular reason.
So apparently the only #Phish song debuted on July 4 is What’s The Use? And that’s pretty spot on.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/jul/04/us-history-destruction?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
Stately Wayne Manor (from the tv show) is up for sale. Holy asking price, Batman!
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/380-S-San-Rafael-Ave-Pasadena-CA-91105/20858675_zpid/?utm_source=nativeshare_activation_v1
Oddly enough, there’s a jar of Mt. Olive pickles in my fridge that’s lasted longer than the Confederacy.
https://www.witn.com/2026/06/29/mt-olive-pickles-withdraws-great-american-state-fair-after-confederate-flag-nc-booth/
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CW: Lemming content.
https://www.fastcompany.com/91561329/widening-health-gap-between-liberals-and-conservatives
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- Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.6% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Established account (3+ years old).
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