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Followers
553
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
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📊 Post engagement
3
Avg engagement / post
0.5%
Engagement vs followers
Dec 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Remember "Goose was not valued"? That was a fun week. · 9 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
18.9 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1.5×
Follows 357 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Anti-homeless architecture in action. #BeUngovernable
Why do US hospitals have to be goddamned morning larks? Every fucking procedure has to start with someone waking up at 6 AM. No hospital, ever: "oh yeah, come in around 3 PM, and we'll get you home by 11 PM, well before your 2 AM bed tim…
Those of you fearing for your bowels in this era of unsafe salads might try acquiring your fiber from elsewhere. Here's a rockin' and easy dish:
+ Wakame seaweed
+ Black wood ear (hei mu er) mushroom
+ sesame seed
+ rice wine vinegar
+ se…
If you encounter a fae-touched feline, and find yourself at a loss at to whether you should treat them as a malk or a pard, rest assured that they always know the difference, and coordinate with their rival breeds to confuse everyone that …
When the kids do the 6-7 thing, I'm going to start shouting "That's numberwang!"
But only if they happen to say it when it is, in fact, numberwang.
@futurebird 9? Did someone sneak in and take Teddy's 9?
We can always accommodate a bigger nonsense.
I just realised [sic] that John Oliver and David Mitchell have nearly identical comedic cadence.
Today I learned about "corn sweat" and feel great pity for organisms that rely on water evaporation rather than heat shock proteins. Particularly for those organisms that are actively raising the global atmospheric temperature.
In other w…
Did a little crucible distillation of a quote I saw from Mamdani, and came up with this:
"Let's celebrate Black history by writing more of it." -- Z. Mamdani, NYC mayor
It's inexact in wording, but accurate in spirit. Seemed wasteful to …
Rambutans are what you get when you show the producer lychee, and they say "Okay, yes, brilliant. I love this energy, but what if we brought Giger and Cronenberg on board? It could be like an alien egg casing, covered in those stiff hair…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mastodon.sdf.org
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Dec 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 3 views per post.
📤Posts about 18.9× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
66/100
Good
Credibility score
89%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.5% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Big. Heavy. Wood.
I am a symbiotic complex of mostly xylophagous fungus species, and a bit of algae.
#cryptid #fictional #kayfabe #SCP #fungus #JuffoWup #absurdism #nerd #inediblemushrooms #lichen #lowfantasy #urbanfantasy #scifi
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