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Followers
805
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
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🧰 Free analysis for Lorraine Sommerfeld
📊 Post engagement
14
Avg engagement / post
1.7%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: This is a HUGE deal. Public roadways are being used for this com · 107 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
1.5 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.8×
Follows 1K back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Artificial grass should be illegal. She says, as she yells, "hey you kids, go ahead, play on my clover lawn!" #artificalgrass
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2023/jul/31/plastic-lawn-backlash-fake-grass
I love that new website smell!
www.afaceinthewindow.com
#afaceinthewindow
Here's your time machine for today: "We were in the neighbourhood, thought we'd drop by!" https://www.thespec.com/life/we-were-in-the-neighbourhood-thought-we-d-drop-by/article_d9bc7720-7d0a-5c9f-99e9-01ae46754399.html
Rich inventors with no guardrails are not a good thing for public safety. At all.
https://driving.ca/column/lorraine/lorraine-explains-billionaires-need-rules-and-regulations
A reader made Cairo a hat. She is not amused. But I am.
LinkedIn wants me to earn a new badge. I left Brownies when I was 7. I got my archery badge, LinkedIn. AT BROWNIE CAMP. That's more badass than any LinkedIn badge. Just sayin'.
At the cottage on my own for three days. This is what I packed:
Greek pasta salad
Coffee crisps
Breadsticks
Peanut butter
Triscuits
2 year old cheddar
Chorizo
Dill pickles
Tomatoes (really good ones)
Cashews
Hard-boiled eggs
Vodka
White wi…
Maybe we should be more impressed that at least they're mobilizing behind a #Kennedy who is still alive?
Neighbour fires up his industrial mower last night at dinnertime. Again. We hear a loud backfire.
BF: "Wow, did you hear that backfire?|
Me: "Backfire? I thought someone finally shot him."
(I'm saying this in Canadian)
High school still sucks, all these years later. I was "aggressively unpopular."
https://www.thespec.com/life/opinion/2023/06/15/high-school-reunions-proof-you-cant-go-home-again.html
You'll be relieved to know my neighbour has dispatched every single last maple key from her driveway, but don't worry, she's poised and ready for the next one to fall.
Edit to add important missing word: leafblower
A reader made Cairo a hat. She is not amused. But I am.
LinkedIn wants me to earn a new badge. I left Brownies when I was 7. I got my archery badge, LinkedIn. AT BROWNIE CAMP. That's more badass than any LinkedIn badge. Just sayin'.
At the cottage on my own for three days. This is what I packed:
Greek pasta salad
Coffee crisps
Breadsticks
Peanut butter
Triscuits
2 year old cheddar
Chorizo
Dill pickles
Tomatoes (really good ones)
Cashews
Hard-boiled eggs
Vodka
White wi…
Maybe we should be more impressed that at least they're mobilizing behind a #Kennedy who is still alive?
Neighbour fires up his industrial mower last night at dinnertime. Again. We hear a loud backfire.
BF: "Wow, did you hear that backfire?|
Me: "Backfire? I thought someone finally shot him."
(I'm saying this in Canadian)
High school still sucks, all these years later. I was "aggressively unpopular."
https://www.thespec.com/life/opinion/2023/06/15/high-school-reunions-proof-you-cant-go-home-again.html
You'll be relieved to know my neighbour has dispatched every single last maple key from her driveway, but don't worry, she's poised and ready for the next one to fall.
Edit to add important missing word: leafblower
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
journa.host
A journalists server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 14 views per post.
📤Posts about 1.5× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated89/100
Excellent
Credibility score
99%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 99% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~1.7% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Verified account.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Debut novel A Face in the Window coming soon!
Canadian Auto columnist with @driving.ca, Motherlode in @thespec, shit disturber everywhere.
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