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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "Fuck All Fascist Scum" Sticker. It also doubles as an effective fascist detector. If someone is offended by this sticker, they're probably a fascist.
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I am terribly sorry to interrupt your doomscrolling, but today's Low Quality Ad is for this Floral Axolotl Pin. Look at him. Does his floral crown make him king of the axolotls? No. It serves no functional or symbolic purpose. It just looks nice.
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Jellyfish Blanket. Jellyfish are called jellyfish because they're the only fish that eat jelly.
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Wise words from a wise man.
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "Fuck All Fascist Scum" Sticker. It also doubles as an effective fascist detector. If someone is offended by this sticker, they're probably a fascist.
https://collabs.shop/0qjgsa
I wish I could unlearn this.
Q: Should you call people scum?
A: No.
Q: Are fascists people?
A: Hmm.
Update: The number is now 1,111.
Q: What will happen when the number gets bigger?
A: It will be bigger than it was before.
Q: Why is the goal one billion dollars?
A: Because they won't let me make it one trillion.
Q: Will my wife come back…
It's a good album.
Wise words from a wise man.
Yes, he will eat his flower crown the second it falls off his head. He can have a few flowers, as a treat.
I am terribly sorry to interrupt your doomscrolling, but today's Low Quality Ad is for this Floral Axolotl Pin. Look at him. Does his floral crown make him king of the axolotls? No. It serves no functional or symbolic purpose. It just look…
Wow, that's a lot of blinking.
Crows are so smart.
Jellyfish are not to be confused with jelly fish, which are fish made of jelly.
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Jellyfish Blanket. Jellyfish are called jellyfish because they're the only fish that eat jelly.
https://collabs.shop/xpchp5
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