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Followers
558
Account age
6 yrs

Known for

it me. i captain.4 views it me. i captain. My partner sent me this video and I replied "not all heroes wear capes." She said: "sometimes the finger is what is waved." 😂4 views My partner sent me this video and I replied "not all heroes wear capes." She said: "sometimes the finger is what is waved." 😂 Something tells me this article might have been generated by an LLM. 🙄 #AISlop3 views Something tells me this article might have been generated by an LLM. 🙄 #AISlop I don't know anything about tox.chat but I scrolled passed it in a list of "secure chat software" and gods damn is that a good logo for a secure chat platform. 10/103 views I don't know anything about tox.chat but I scrolled passed it in a list of "secure chat software" and gods damn is that a good logo for a secure chat platform. 10/10

📊 Post engagement

2
Avg engagement / post
0.4%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2019
On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: it me. i captain. · 4 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
0.61 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 0 text · 11 image · 1 video.
Follower / following
1.6×
Follows 353 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post it me. i captain. ★ 4
Photo post ★ 1 Something tells me this article might have been generated by an LLM. 🙄 #AISlop ★ 3 In the timeline where the flower power iMac was the best selling mac of all time, this is what the Mac Pro looks like. https://www.theverge.com/gadgets/935685/govee-table-lamp-2-pro-owala-freesip-sway-water-bottle-deal-sale ★ 1 I don't know anything about tox.chat but I scrolled passed it in a list of "secure chat software" and gods damn is that a good logo for a secure chat platform. 10/10 ★ 3 How can I let my new hire know they are a nameless, faceless, replaceable cog in the corporate machine as quickly as possible? Notion AI has me covered! ★ 3 #tired ★ 3 They got me. ★ 1 The powerful recommendation algorithm at LinkedIn sent me an email recommending I follow this person I don't know, who has an empty profile, 0 posts, 0 followers, and a solid black profile picture. Why do I still have a LinkedIn account? ★ 2 I finally found this adorable little dork. 💛 ★ 1 I'd probably skip that Playstation/N64 announcement episode though. lol ★ 1 ▶ My partner sent me this video and I replied "not all heroes wear capes." She said: "sometimes the finger is what is waved." 😂 ★ 4

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
mastodon.social
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2019
An OG fediverse account from Mastodon's early years — a long, established presence.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2019 — 6 years ago.
👁️Averages 2 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.6× per week.

🛡️ Audience credibility

75/100 Good
  • Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Engagement (~0.4% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
  • Verified account.
  • Established account (6+ years old).
Est. authentic audience
92%
Fake-follower risk
Low
Data confidence
High

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

Host of Nostalgia Goggles, player of too many *and* not enough video games, and a third thing because lists come in threes. This is a personal interest account. Professional me lives elsewhere.

📸 Gallery

Photo post Something tells me this article might have been generated by an LLM. 🙄 #AISlop In the timeline where the flower power iMac was the best selling mac of all time, this is what the Mac Pro looks like. https://www.theverge.com/gadgets/935685/govee-table-lamp-2-pro-owala-freesip-sway-water-bottle-deal-sale I don't know anything about tox.chat but I scrolled passed it in a list of "secure chat software" and gods damn is that a good logo for a secure chat platform. 10/10 How can I let my new hire know they are a nameless, faceless, replaceable cog in the corporate machine as quickly as possible? Notion AI has me covered! #tired They got me. The powerful recommendation algorithm at LinkedIn sent me an email recommending I follow this person I don't know, who has an empty profile, 0 posts, 0 followers, and a solid black profile picture. Why do I still have a LinkedIn account?

🔀 Audience overlap

Estimated

Estimated shared audience with similar creators — useful for avoiding overlap (or doubling down) when planning a campaign.

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