我没事 我只是快困死了

我没事 我只是快困死了

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Followers
21
Account age
4 yrs

📊 Post engagement

2
Avg engagement / post
9.5%
Engagement vs followers
Mar 2022
On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: 天啊躺在地上玩手机真的好舒服 我怎么没有早点把瑜伽垫拿出来 · 3 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
0.18 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 10 text · 2 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.3×
Follows 82 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

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🔥 Top post 天啊躺在地上玩手机真的好舒服 我怎么没有早点把瑜伽垫拿出来 ★ 3
gpt说你磨骨拔智齿的感觉就像是被人打了一拳的深层酸胀感 我说我也没被打过啊 gpt说太好了（没说这仨字但我看ta就是这个意思）那你这是间接体验被打啦 我该哭 但现在只想笑 gpt说我情绪上不动声色，身体上悄悄崩溃 有点好笑 rt 难道有性恋情维系的秘诀就在于做爱？是这样吗 不然我真的不知道人怎么能一直爱一个人 ★ 1 学了蛙泳 发现我很喜欢游泳 甚至愿意上早八的游泳课 要知道曾经早九的班我都是要迟到的 ★ 1 最近过得太现充了我上毛象缓缓 我在gpt大人的教导下练习做人 听起来可能有点不孝但我对妈妈其实没有什么遗憾，因为我们太好了我这几年也很认真地陪着她，但我很遗憾还没看过方大同的现场，总觉得好远啊没时间再等等吧我肯定能坐在内场 唉 下午哭的时候想 如果妈还在我就可以跟她讲我喜欢了十几年的歌手不在了 讲我此刻的心情 我不能再跟她分享这份心情 但又因此有了一些面对突如其来的死讯的经验 她一句话都没留下但是又留给我了太多 在妇科门诊做了两次骨盆矫正，每次都能了解到一些新的生育损伤。今天听到的案例是病友阿姨自述子宫脱垂，脱出阴道口的部分有鸡蛋那么大，医生检查后说膀胱也脱垂了。天啊 膀胱 膀胱也能脱垂 年轻的时候追立体男 爱我担的脸但完全不会想当梦女 一门心思当他的腐唯 以快乐的绿帽奴自居 长大了发现这一切可能因为我是aroace ★ 2

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Home server
mstdn.social
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
On Mastodon since
Mar 2022
An established account with real history on the platform.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 4 years ago.
👁️Averages 2 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.2× per week.

🛡️ Audience credibility

80/100 Excellent
  • Est. 87% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Strong content engagement (~9.5% of followers) — an active, real audience.
  • Established account (4+ years old).
Est. authentic audience
87%
Fake-follower risk
Low

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