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Followers
205
Account age
3 yrs

Known for

Created a pond at my allotment last year. Just a small one, but it’s already attracting lots of wildlife, and today I came down and it gave me this beautiful sight. If you’ve got the space, put a pond in, it will reward you a million times over. #allotment #wildlife #bloomscrolling38 views Created a pond at my allotment last year. Just a small one, but it’s already attracting lots of wildlife, and today I came down and it gave me this beautiful sight. If you’ve got the space, put a pond in, it will reward you a million times over. #allotment #wildlife #bloomscrolling A risotto with the first of the year’s broad beans. This is one of my seasonal foods, I will binge these for weeks then not eat them again until next year’s crops. Same with asparagus and sweetcorn. #allotment #seasonal_eating14 views A risotto with the first of the year’s broad beans. This is one of my seasonal foods, I will binge these for weeks then not eat them again until next year’s crops. Same with asparagus and sweetcorn. #allotment #seasonal_eating Can anyone tell me what this is. Found it in LIDL car park in Yorkshire, UK. #insects #wildlife Edit: thanks to those who identified it as a species of mayfly known as the European Green Drake (Ephemera danica)10 views Can anyone tell me what this is. Found it in LIDL car park in Yorkshire, UK. #insects #wildlife Edit: thanks to those who identified it as a species of mayfly known as the European Green Drake (Ephemera danica) Sunday lunch at the allotment. #mouse #wildlife #allotment #pulmonaria10 views Sunday lunch at the allotment. #mouse #wildlife #allotment #pulmonaria

📊 Post engagement

10
Avg engagement / post
4.9%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: Created a pond at my allotment last year. Just a small one, but · 38 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
1 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 0 text · 10 image · 2 video.
Follower / following
0.6×
Follows 333 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post Created a pond at my allotment last year. Just a small one, but it’s already attracting lots of wildlife, and today I came down and it gave me this beautiful sight. If you’ve got the space, put a pond in, it will reward you a million times over. #allotment #wildlife #bloomscroll… ★ 38
Decided to try growing my own prostate massager. Pretty pleased with this first attempt. #allotment #sextoys A risotto with the first of the year’s broad beans. This is one of my seasonal foods, I will binge these for weeks then not eat them again until next year’s crops. Same with asparagus and sweetcorn. #allotment #seasonal_eating ★ 14 Can anyone tell me what this is. Found it in LIDL car park in Yorkshire, UK. #insects #wildlife Edit: thanks to those who identified it as a species of mayfly known as the European Green Drake (Ephemera danica) ★ 10 ▶ A visitor takes a morning stroll through the allotment. Pretty sure this is a roe deer but would be happy to be corrected. #allotment #wildlife #deer ★ 5 ▶ Sunday lunch at the allotment. #mouse #wildlife #allotment #pulmonaria ★ 10 Anyone any idea what this might be? We’re thinking badger. #allotment #bones #skull #AnimalSkull update: now very strongly thinking fox Just had to nip to the corner shop to get some eggs and I can’t remember the last time I saw white eggs. They look fake! Definitely real though. #eggs #FakeFood Just saw this little beauty basking on one of the plants in my wildlife pond at my allotment. I think it’s a common darter but I would be happy to be corrected. #allotment #wildlife #insects #DragonFly ★ 9 Came home to this from the local Labour Party. Sorry you missed me? Not as sorry as you would have been if I’d been in. Also, you want me to vote for you and you’re using a gmail account? Fuck off. #FuckLabour ★ 1 So I did a wash which contained a pair of trousers and a red towel. The towel had been washed a couple of times but apparently it is still shedding. Nothing else in the wash got even the tiniest bit of fluff on it. Nice little job for me t… ★ 1 Stopped for lunch. #canal #Skipton ★ 1

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
toot.community
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 10 views per post.
📤Posts about 1× per week.

🛡️ Audience credibility

80/100 Excellent
  • Est. 87% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Strong content engagement (~4.9% of followers) — an active, real audience.
  • Established account (3+ years old).
Est. authentic audience
87%
Fake-follower risk
Low

Heuristic estimate from view-through, engagement vs size and recent growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

"A pickle-herring in the puppet-show of nonsense." Cishet white male. Recovering graphic designer. Will eat anything except cloves. Never knowingly shagged a Tory. Can recite Tam O'Shanter if necessary. Not often necessary. Trans rights are human rights. Likes:Poetry, focused invective, mid-century design, post-apocalyptic fiction. Food. Dislikes:lists of likes. May contain adult content. The chance of a lifetime is to be yourself. Header picture: the beach at Spey Bay, Scotland.

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Decided to try growing my own prostate massager. Pretty pleased with this first attempt. #allotment #sextoys A risotto with the first of the year’s broad beans. This is one of my seasonal foods, I will binge these for weeks then not eat them again until next year’s crops. Same with asparagus and sweetcorn. #allotment #seasonal_eating Can anyone tell me what this is. Found it in LIDL car park in Yorkshire, UK. #insects #wildlife Edit: thanks to those who identified it as a species of mayfly known as the European Green Drake (Ephemera danica) A visitor takes a morning stroll through the allotment. Pretty sure this is a roe deer but would be happy to be corrected. #allotment #wildlife #deer Sunday lunch at the allotment. #mouse #wildlife #allotment #pulmonaria Created a pond at my allotment last year. Just a small one, but it’s already attracting lots of wildlife, and today I came down and it gave me this beautiful sight. If you’ve got the space, put a pond in, it will reward you a million times over. #allotment #wildlife #bloomscrolling Anyone any idea what this might be? We’re thinking badger. #allotment #bones #skull #AnimalSkull update: now very strongly thinking fox Just had to nip to the corner shop to get some eggs and I can’t remember the last time I saw white eggs. They look fake! Definitely real though. #eggs #FakeFood

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