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I only read the notification and already knew they'd be anything but great. I was right, because it was to tell me all about Google Gemini. This device hasn't received not even a security update since 2021, but the techbro parrot is what will make it better for sure.... 🙄
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good for her
it wanted another full stop.....
i don't even...
too common nowadays...
https://www.savagechickens.com/2025/02/the-world-is-flat.html
entering my kiki's delivery service era :neocat:
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oh great, it also installed Google TV, Keep, Meet and YT Music without even fucking asking me. What is consent anyways...
I only read the notification and already knew they'd be anything but great. I was right, because it was to tell me all about Google Gemini. This device hasn't received not even a security update since 2021, but the techbro parrot is what w…
Good to learn that Washington DC's Metro has transitioned. :trans:
What do you mean I should do more than just reading a video's thumbnail?
didn't notice eldritch.cafe was muting hachyderm.io before i transfered over and it seems i can't follow the people on eldritch.cafe now? i've been trying to move instances for almost three hours now and i'm getting really tired of this....
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