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I do like this quote which is quite enough of an excuse to accost my Peeps with it! :-
“Is this a dagger I see before me?' he mumbled.
'Um. No, my lord. It's my handkerchief, you see. You can sort of tell the difference if you look closely. It doesn't have as many sharp edges.”
― Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters
Right off to see if I can persuade a group of bigwigs that t
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I’ve had PC’s with warrnties like this! Not for a while mind I moved to the Mac-e-verse in 2009! :-
“Along with the standard computer warranty agreement which said that if the machine 1) didn't work, 2) didn't do what the expensive advertisement said, 3) electrocuted the immediate neighbourhood, 4) and in fact failed entirely to be inside the expensive box when you op
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As the school summer holidays are imminent here in deepest, darkest Yorkshire, this quote seems moderately appropriate :-
“On nights such as this, witches are abroad. Well, not actually abroad. They don’t like the food and you can’t trust the water and the shamans always hog the deckchairs.”
Terry Pratchett — Wyrd Sisters
Right off to see a man about a team of retired
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Oh Wow! :-
“It’s a popular fact that 90 percent of the brain is not used and, like most popular facts, it is wrong. . . . It is used. One of its functions is to make the miraculous seem ordinary, to turn the unusual into the usual. Otherwise, human beings, faced with the daily wondrousness of everything, would go around wearing a stupid grin, saying “Wow,” a lot. Part
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Good evening Squirrel Fans.
I do like this quote which is quite enough of an excuse to accost my Peeps with it! :-
“Is this a dagger I see before me?' he mumbled.
'Um. No, my lord. It's my handkerchief, you see. You can sort of tell the difference if you look closely. It doesn'…
Good evening Squirrel Fans.
In wandering thru L-Space I came upon this quote & on a chaotic whim decided to share it :-
The trouble was that ignorance became more interesting, especially big fascinating ignorance about huge and important…
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Good evening Squirrel Fans.
As the school summer holidays are imminent here in deepest, darkest Yorkshire, this quote seems moderately appropriate :-
“On nights such as this, witches are abroad. Well, not actually abroad. They don’t like …
Good evening Squirrel Fans.
A warning to all would be monster hunters … beware their mothers! :-
Monsters are getting more uppity, too (...) I heard where this guy, he killed this monster in this lake, no problem, stuck its arm up over t…
Good evening Squirrel Fans.
Oh Wow! :-
“It’s a popular fact that 90 percent of the brain is not used and, like most popular facts, it is wrong. . . . It is used. One of its functions is to make the miraculous seem ordinary, to turn the u…
Good evening Squirrel Fans.
I’ve had PC’s with warrnties like this! Not for a while mind I moved to the Mac-e-verse in 2009! :-
“Along with the standard computer warranty agreement which said that if the machine 1) didn't work, 2) didn't…
Good evening Squirrel Fans.
A good many people feel as Hwel do - which is why so many folk run afoul of their Sat nav’s! :-
“The road, Hwel felt, had to go somewhere. This geographical fiction has been the death of many people. Roads don…
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