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Expert redesigns the American flag.
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Zo, dat logo zit er ook op. Alles is nu uitgemeten en opgezet. Nu afplakken en bier gaan schilderen. Grootste pint ooit (2 meter hoog). 🙂
#hoppestoet #poperinge #schilderen #reclame #belgischehopfederatie
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Harley Davidson has a new concept bike, adapted to the current shitty situation in #FUCKusa.
#diarrhea #WickedWednesday
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Our prime-minister proudly and openly admires this motherfucker and even has a picture of him on his desk. He and his party copy literally everything this piece of shit has done. Mind you, we're in 2026. Also: much of the world still suffers from that serpent.
#FUCKusa #Belgium #neoliberalism #neofascism #nazistischvlaamsealliantie
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Don't buy your new car door at Temu.
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Our prime-minister proudly and openly admires this motherfucker and even has a picture of him on his desk. He and his party copy literally everything this piece of shit has done. Mind you, we're in 2026. Also: much of the world still suffe…
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Harley Davidson has a new concept bike, adapted to the current shitty situation in #FUCKusa.
#diarrhea #WickedWednesday
Zo, dat logo zit er ook op. Alles is nu uitgemeten en opgezet. Nu afplakken en bier gaan schilderen. Grootste pint ooit (2 meter hoog). 🙂
#hoppestoet #poperinge #schilderen #reclame #belgischehopfederatie
Kijk eens aan, de racisten hebben een nieuw eufemisme gevonden: "van buiten Oost-Vlaanderen". De trein die afbrande enkele jaren geleden daar in Wetteren, had wat meer met gevaarlijke chemicalien gevulde wagons mogen hebben.
#vlaanderen #r…
When is there anything close to integrity, decency, moral or democratic in politics? Probably never. Maybe it is better to never vote anymore, give every politician you know tonnes of shit and openly look down on them. And this part makes …
Waarom schilderen wanneer je hoppebellen kunt timmeren met mooie nagels? 🙂🔨
#hoppestoet #poperinge #praalwagens #kunst #cultuur
Okay, daar gaat de vrije tijd weer! :-)
#tvseries #binge
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt33083249/
This is an interesting story with lots of links with proof to back it up. It made me wonder how far the US has influenced their capitalist cabal in my country. Pretty much, I'd say, looking at the war and genocide loving politicians we hav…
It's 2039. I just installed my new GPU.
#ManicMonday
Na al die tijd blijft de maandagochtend toch altijd een beetje prikken aan de ogen.
Enfin, vandaag aan de Hoppekoningin haar bankje werken en het schuim op een glas bier van twee meter hoog strak zetten. 🙂
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