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Followers
450
Account age
7 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
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🧰 Free analysis for 🤯Matera the Mad🤯
📊 Post engagement
3
Avg engagement / post
0.7%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2018
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: #LifeHack I don't know why it took me so long to think of this · 9 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
21.2 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 10 text · 2 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1.6×
Follows 288 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
#LifeHack
I don't know why it took me so long to think of this simple, easy way to make zoplock bags usable.
I still deem them abysmally useless for long-term food storage, and I couldn't be bothered to tab them for disposable use anyway. But for storageand organizing of inedib…
Well hooraw, I got a refund for the fan I ordered two weeks ago and never heard from again. Meanwhile, I ordered another fan from another seller and if popped up like magic. Better fan anyway, just bcuz it has 3 speeds.
I need to make a li…
Ahh, a refreshing reboot after breakfast 😎
Oh, how interesting... the text box isn't elongating exponentially any more?
If that sticks around, I will worship this new Masto version as a god. 😂
Holy crappoli! I finally got StartPage working on android Waterfox! 🙄
In case anybody else is still trying to figure out exactly wtf it wants. the URL is:
https://www.startpage.com/sp/search?q=%s
Info on how to get those two happily wedde…
Oh by the way crushed fresh basil is awesome for nasty mosquito bites.
AI - the cockroach of the internet
https://fortune.com/2026/07/23/dead-internet-theory-bots-agents-majority-web-traffic/
Yanno, I've been hacking life for 79 years, soon going on 80. My way or f you, and I just get better at it. Happiness is a well-oiled brain.
App on my tablet forbids screenshots. I shoot it with my fewn. Nonna yor business, it's just for personal reference. 😜
They worked so well for small pre-cut fabric squares that I had to get more bags.
Of course the new ones are the stupid kind with even flaps. A wrestling match every time to open. Determined to eliminate the aggravation, I had to make one …
Jayzus! It's actually RAINING here! Real, significant RAIN!
🌩💃 🌧💃🌧 💃 🌧💃🌩
Something snuck into the house and got me while I was sleeping 🤬
Something snuck into the house and got me while I was sleeping 🤬
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mastodon.sdf.org
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2018
An OG fediverse account from Mastodon's early years — a long, established presence.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2018 — 7 years ago.
👁️Averages 3 views per post.
📤Posts about 21.2× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated75/100
Good
Credibility score
92%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.7% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Verified account.
- Established account (7+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Been too much there, done too much that, and never had enough
Self-diagnosed aspie, born troubleshooter, computer whisperer, herder of pixels, hoarder of files, Queen of Free.
Although I am high-functioning, I seldom get high when I'm working :p
I don't reply to trolls. You will be casually brushed aside like any other annoying speck of dirt. This goes for nazis too, with an extra dose of blockhammer.
My header image is from Uncle Wiggily and the Apple Dumpling.
Don't ask me for
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