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8.6K

Account age

9 yrs

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another reason to love Hertz rental cars: if you drive one of their rental cars in Colorado and you hit any of Colorado's many every-lane-is-a-toll highways, normally Colorado takes a photo of your car then mails you a bill, but Hertz intercepts those and adds DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OF TWO TOLLS onto it for "convenience"

48 views another reason to love Hertz rental cars: if you drive one of their rental cars in Colorado and you hit any of Colorado's many every-lane-is-a-toll highways, normally Colorado takes a photo of your car then mails you a bill, but Hertz intercepts those and adds DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OF TWO TOLLS onto it for "convenience" $dang I love the little Aliexpress touchscreens that can be set up to control anything in your house, for all of $20 or so. They're freaking amazing. \ Thanks @cruftbox for writing about them! https://a.wholelottanothing.org/controlling-your-home-with-tiny-cheap-touchscreens/$ 29 views dang I love the little Aliexpress touchscreens that can be set up to control anything in your house, for all of $20 or so. They're freaking amazing. \ Thanks @cruftbox for writing about them! https://a.wholelottanothing.org/controlling-your-home-with-tiny-cheap-touchscreens/

25 views on the Matt Damon to Josh Brolin continuum, today’s Matt Damon is closing in on the end of it [████████░░] 85%

22 views It isn’t often you get to witness absolute perfection

📊 Post engagement

Avg engagement / post

0.2%

Engagement vs followers

Apr 2017

On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: another reason to love Hertz rental cars: if you drive one of th · 48 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence

8.1 / week

Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.

Content mix

Mostly images

Recent: 6 text · 6 image · 0 video.

Follower / following

9.9×

Follows 873 back. A strong ratio — an audience that follows them, not a follow-for-follow network.

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🔥 Top post another reason to love Hertz rental cars: if you drive one of their rental cars in Colorado and you hit any of Colorado's many every-lane-is-a-toll highways, normally Colorado takes a photo of your car then mails you a bill, but Hertz intercepts those and adds DOUBLE THE AMOUNT … ★ 48

I used some nicer cedar deck boards today for round 2 and it came out better. ★ 6 Does everyone in Portland know the story of the Film Exchange Building? It took me years to learn the fascinating backstory, which I just wrote up. https://a.wholelottanothing.org/unraveling-the-weirdness-of-the-portland-film-exchange-buil… ★ 11

hey siri, post a photo of the 50lb brick shithouse outdoor chair I just built in a couple hours using 2x6 pressure treated lumber and use the furthest distance photo and reduce the resolution so no one zooms in and sees all my mistakes, ok… ★ 21 Shoutout to whoever wrote the geo-restricted TV streaming app I tried to use tonight with a mullvad vpn IP address set to different US cities that blocked me from playback, but when I picked a Canadian IP, it all worked fine. Thanks for le… ★ 22 but Matt you say, surely the same car rental agency that employed OJ Simpson for so many years couldn't possibly make any shady business decisions today, right? ★ 12

dang I love the little Aliexpress touchscreens that can be set up to control anything in your house, for all of $20 or so. They're freaking amazing. \ Thanks @cruftbox for writing about them! https://a.wholelottanothing.org/controlling-yo… ★ 29 Today, Pogacar won a mountain stage over a minute faster than Marco Pantani did it in the late 1990s, which was long considered an “impossible” result because it was done by the most doped-up rider during the most doped up Tour de France o… ★ 6

It isn’t often you get to witness absolute perfection ★ 22 There should a Forged in Fire style TV show about woodworking. Norm Abram can be a judge. ★ 12 I walked into a grocery store and spent $35 on non-alcoholic beer at 2pm on a weekday and when paying for it I half expected the checkout person to ask me if I didnt have a drinking problem ★ 15

on the Matt Damon to Josh Brolin continuum, today’s Matt Damon is closing in on the end of it [████████░░] 85% ★ 25

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xoxo.zone

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On Mastodon since

Apr 2017

An OG fediverse account from Mastodon's early years — a long, established presence.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2017 — 9 years ago.

👁️Averages 19 views per post.

📤Posts about 8.1× per week.

🛡️ Audience credibility

52/100

Fair Credibility score

76%

Mixed Real audience

Medium Fake-follower risk

High Data confidence

Est. 76% real, active audience · Medium fake-follower risk.
Low engagement (~0.2% of followers engage each post) — a sign of an inflated or inactive audience.
Verified account.
Established account (9+ years old).

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$dang I love the little Aliexpress touchscreens that can be set up to control anything in your house, for all of $20 or so. They're freaking amazing. \ Thanks @cruftbox for writing about them! https://a.wholelottanothing.org/controlling-your-home-with-tiny-cheap-touchscreens/$