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📊 Post engagement
🔥 Top post: “Welcome back, cookers” · 10 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
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🔥 Top post
“Welcome back, cookers”
:tgif:, fuckos.
Fuck yeah. Baby’s first CT scan coming up.
Deploying the medicinal pumpkin soup.
Deploying the medicinal chicken and corn soup.
Oh fuck yeah.
Anyone getting slightly aroused for the AusAlert?
The urge to pluck the fitted sheet like Odysseus’ bow once you’ve managed to get the fucking thing on the bed.
Getting finger buns for afternoon tea was the right fucking call.
They made a Matchbox cars movie and it looks dumb as fuck and absolutely perfect.
:tgif:, fuckos.
If you have a website, you need a system to manage your content.
You know what you can use for that?
If you need to build a web application you know what you can count on?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ-s3DRZJKY
🐘 Community & instance
💡 Facts
🛡️ Audience credibility
- Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.6% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Verified account.
- Established account (6+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
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