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Love that the new Fed chair HAD to listen to Trump telling him he had to lower interest rates a hundred times before he was nominated, and now, at his first board meeting, he's like nah, probably gonna raise em. 🤣
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All these dweebs fawn over this guy like he's the second coming and when you listen to him he's philosopically a _baby_ step above Live, Laugh, Love
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When they say you're too old to look like Matt Damon
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All these dweebs fawn over this guy like he's the second coming and when you listen to him he's philosopically a _baby_ step above Live, Laugh, Love
“I am situationally aware that I just set a skyscraper full of money on fire”
BTW, naming your company “Situational Awareness” and then leading it straight into a margin call isn’t just chef’s kiss, it’s like chef’s makeout party
RE: https://tomkahe.com/@GiftArticles/117012859336778766
Dear billionaires! Please bail out ALL the AI hedge funds, especially the ones led by 24-year-olds who need $10B in liquidity. Don’t worry about due diligence. I’ll explain later.
Confession:
For my anniversary in April we took a ferry to an island in the sound, and in keeping with the theme I played Yacht Rock Radio all weekend.
So the thing is, I actually remember a ton of those songs, most of them are chill af, a…
When they say you're too old to look like Matt Damon
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Love that the new Fed chair HAD to listen to Trump telling him he had to lower interest rates a hundred times before he was nominated, and now, at his first board meeting, he's like nah, probably gonna raise em. 🤣
Imagine proposing a merger so risky that to get your board to approve it, you have to promise to pay YOUR OWN COMPANY back $10 billion (over 40% of its market cap!) if it fails to close.
Good thing everything is going great over at Oracle …
RE: https://mstdn.social/@Mediagazer/116999506491390339
oh man, inject that $10B kill fee into my veins
"He was a tough cookie" is what people say when they're expected to say something positive but in truth you loathe the person.
Which makes Trump look positively sociopathic because, say what you will about Lindsey, he was VERY well-liked.
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Bringing JD Vance to speak at a funeral is like sending out your closer in a non-save situation
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