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'Dad. Dad. I've been naughty I have'
Oh yes Boobington...
'You weren't paying attention Dad. I felt sad. Yes i did'
Oh Boobington. Just because I wasn't stroking you doesn't mean I don't love you little Bear.
'Yes Dad. I know. But it just came over me and I chewed and I chewed and that new leash?'
Yes Boobington....
'I chewed and chewed right through it I did. And I loved it '
Silly old dog
#dogso
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I think this #japonica isn't happy after being planted out from its pot into the garden. Any advice please? #gardening #plants Leaves have gone yellow and the new growth seems to have lost its momentum
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I really like these #seaside towns... old #England 🏴 I guess. I have had coffee on plastic tables, walked along a pier full of shove 2p machines and bumper cars, eaten a great chocolate ice cream and had a snooze listening to the waves. Kinda perfect
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Stunningly erudite photo/ headline from the erstwhile #bbcnews set against an apocalyptic orange sky complete with thoroughly non-committal headline. Yes people die in the heat, which is sad obviously. But '1000s may have'. I don't want to pay for this anymore.
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🔥 Top post: 'Dad. Dad. I've been naughty I have' Oh yes Boobington... 'You w · 23 likes + reposts
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'Dad. Dad. I've been naughty I have'
Oh yes Boobington...
'You weren't paying attention Dad. I felt sad. Yes i did'
Oh Boobington. Just because I wasn't stroking you doesn't mean I don't love you little Bear.
'Yes Dad. I know. But it just came over me and I chewed and I chewed a…
I really like these #seaside towns... old #England 🏴 I guess. I have had coffee on plastic tables, walked along a pier full of shove 2p machines and bumper cars, eaten a great chocolate ice cream and had a snooze listening to the wav…
Played a festival today. Was expecting 20 to 30... but over 200 people. Went well given a diverse audience and standing drummer. #livemusic
Sound of my #guitar through my cranked up #Marshall was peachy.
Cold crispy #cider
#3goodthings #T…
It never works out for #englandfootballteam sure #argentina were good. Football has been years of crushed expectations
my #notification are up the spout again.
Stunningly erudite photo/ headline from the erstwhile #bbcnews set against an apocalyptic orange sky complete with thoroughly non-committal headline. Yes people die in the heat, which is sad obviously. But '1000s may have'. I don't want to…
I used to have a #fitbit the app was pretty good. Now its been taken over by chief #enshitification merchants #google and true to form its become counter intuitive and superby patronising. I fail to find words for the predictable downward…
I think this #japonica isn't happy after being planted out from its pot into the garden. Any advice please? #gardening #plants Leaves have gone yellow and the new growth seems to have lost its momentum
Any love for #reddeadredemption2 put there? I mean seriously. I miss it! I used to enjoy the side missions more than the story. I would literally go fishing with headphones on just to enjoy the soundscape, or wander around picking herbs, l…
Today I moved all the off cuts and left over bits of #wood to a new place in my #mancave . I then moved some, but not all of them back. I don't really know what i was trying to do... i just wanted to be alone in my #shed .
Am I wired weir…
Gonna say something risky for the fedi. ( Remember I'm in the uk where we haven't had leadership in years.) I can see wisdom in some (note some) POTUS decisions. But interfering in a red card decision? That's too far.
Went to the #gym. Work out better than expected. #beachready now
Little bit of parent / offspring tension relieved. Can #standdown
Was shown exactly where to stand in the woods to see #purpleemperor #butterfly. Guess where tomorrow's epi…
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