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Followers
308
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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Known for
233 views
In 2009, Apple experimented with an iPod built for mobile gaming with a second Click Wheel used for control inputs. It was canned after an engineer showed Jobs and he struggled to complete a game of Tetris due to Click Wheel drift.
#AlternateTimelineApple
126 views
That's the last time I ever buy a UK-region Game Boy Camera...
#AlternateTimelineNintendo
61 views
In an alternate timeline, watchOS 27 adds Offensive Gesture Detection which uses the accelerometer and gyroscope with machine learning to detect if the user is making offensive gestures and will automatically take the necessary corrective actions.
#AlternateTimelineApple #WWDC26
41 views
I made custom vinyl decals that make a 2021 MacBook Pro look like an early 2000s titanium PowerBook G4.
📊 Post engagement
48
Avg engagement / post
15.6%
Engagement vs followers
Jan 2023
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: In 2009, Apple experimented with an iPod built for mobile gaming · 233 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
1 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 0 text · 9 image · 3 video.
Follower / following
22×
Follows 14 back. A strong ratio — an audience that follows them, not a follow-for-follow network.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
In 2009, Apple experimented with an iPod built for mobile gaming with a second Click Wheel used for control inputs. It was canned after an engineer showed Jobs and he struggled to complete a game of Tetris due to Click Wheel drift.
#AlternateTimelineApple
I made custom vinyl decals that make a 2021 MacBook Pro look like an early 2000s titanium PowerBook G4.
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Help, what's wrong with my Game Boy?
In an alternate timeline, after the mandated rollout of Chat Control messaging apps started implementing multi-stage read receipts that indicate when messages have been scanned and approved before being read by the recipient.
#AlternateTim…
In an alternate timeline, Apple also retroactively increased the price of iPods by $200.
#AlternateTimelineApple
That's the last time I ever buy a UK-region Game Boy Camera...
#AlternateTimelineNintendo
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In an alternate timeline, watchOS 27 adds Offensive Gesture Detection which uses the accelerometer and gyroscope with machine learning to detect if the user is making offensive gestures and will automatically take the necessary corrective …
Broke: Modding your 3DS to charge off USB C
Woke: Modding your 3DS to charge off Thunderbolt for no added benefit at all
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So I managed to get PictoChat working through an emulator...
Made some new friends while exploring the woods
Playing Zelda Minish Cap while taking a walk in the woods is truly a vibe.
"Hatsune Miku confessed to Agent 47 but was rejected and fell into a deep sadness before being cured by playing Umamusume: Pretty Derby" was not a sentence I thought I'd ever say and yet here we are.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
wetdry.world
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Jan 2023
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2023 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 48 views per post.
📤Posts about 1× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
80/100
Excellent
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~0.2× of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Est. authentic audience
97%
Fake-follower risk
Low
Data confidence
High
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Interdimensional time traveller, showing the world cursed tech products from alternate timelines.
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