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I've made a handy flowchart for helping folks decide when it might make sense to turn off autovacuum in #postgresql
If you have any Postgres performance issues, I'd love to hear about them and try to help: https://pgmustard.com/office-hours
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Next week (14th) I'll be joining the excellent Postgres Meetup for All to demo and discuss troubleshooting slow queries using EXPLAIN and external tools: https://www.meetup.com/postgres-meetup-for-all/events/306850877/
If you or your team …
While editing a podcast episode, I cringed twice whilst being confidently wrong about things. I need to work on that, or I need to stop criticising LLMs (or both!)
I'm honoured to have been added to the official PostgreSQL Contributors list over the weekend, along with Nikolay Samokhvalov! https://www.postgresql.org/community/contributors/
Thank you to everyone who makes Postgres what it is. It has b…
If you have any Postgres performance issues, I'd love to hear about them and try to help: https://www.pgmustard.com/office-hours
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If you ever need to tidy up poor audio (especially speech, eg for podcasts) I highly recommend Auphonic: https://auphonic.com/
It can make echoey audio sound almost like a studio, and it can even remove things like sirens (when we have New…
New first for me, a macOS update that fixed my dev environment :surprised-pikachu:
Some of the new @overcastfm features are super lovely.
I didn’t realise how much I needed/wanted a “Go back” feature when I (normally accidentally) skip a whole chunk of a podcast 😍
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