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My yard used to have wildflowers. At least the lilacs were spared. I’d be so angry/devastated if they were killed after I’ve spent so much time (and money) getting them established this year
My poor hostas
My general opinion on security cameras has been that I don’t need them and don’t want to accidentally record my neighbours, but this is challenging my stance on that.
No note, nobody asked, and I’m currently sad/angry about my hostas and freaked out about the invasion of my space. It’s not like a neighbour just kept going while mowing their yard, serious work was put in to this.
I am so very weirded out right now. Someone mowed my front and back yard, got rid of a big pile of invasive rosebush branches I needed to dismantle and dispose of, and even weed whacked the edges of my wood pile
Several hostas and assorted…
I feel like I also need to remind certain people that I’m more likely to be willing to rearrange my day to accommodate your request if you don’t misgender me
I’m having the kind of work day where I feel like I need to remind my employer that I have not invented time travel or cloning, so there are only so many things I can do in a given amount of time
Once again I saw something that looked interesting, and will never read it because Substack
Get your newsletter/project/whatever off Substack. No matter how interesting it is, I’m not reading it there. Go find one of the other options that isn’t platforming Nazis
I spent my day calibrating heaters in a building that was 35°C (and 50% relative humidity). I am so tired, and so grateful for my heat pump.
At least the factory has water coolers for refilling water bottles with chilled water, and freezer…
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