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🔥 Top post: wow, I definitely couldn't have figured this out without the hel · 33 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
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wow, I definitely couldn't have figured this out without the helpful AI summary
oh no buddy
what the heck (complimentary)
I feel much safer knowing that our hotel room is guarded by The Large Bird
please appreciate my incredibly photogenic baby
please help
my Morton curve
he's very sick
thank you Google this is a very sensible way to arrange an ordered list of 6 items
inside of you there are two wolves
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this is harder than it looks (pink is graded V6-V8)
my only regret is that probe-that-elf removes the best docstring in the repository, on the erstwhile elf_chunks:
I am Normal and can be trusted with Branch Names
there's nothing that Claude loves more than bragging about its honesty while explaining that it has been making shit up in prior conversation
🐘 Community & instance
💡 Facts
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated- Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.8% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Verified account.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
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EstimatedEstimated shared audience with similar creators — useful for avoiding overlap (or doubling down) when planning a campaign.
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15%
naturstrom
15%
Karl Auerbach
13%
Marco Zehe
13%
andy@ショタ 🔞🐴🐘
13%
David Segarra :verified:
12%
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