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Followers
238
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
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🧰 Free analysis for Count To Zen
Known for
📊 Post engagement
5
Avg engagement / post
2.1%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: #bloomscrolling wild bergamot · 20 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
6 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 7 text · 5 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.7×
Follows 364 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
#bloomscrolling wild bergamot
#bloomscrolling red clover
As if the baby wasn't embarrassed enough with you driving them around in your BBQ
The 'mercan Loonie
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/07/u-s-treasury-unveils-its-loony-coin-design/
Uhhhhhhhhh the neighbor just came over to tell me his dogs sniffed out a dead skunk at the side of my house. Looking for a plastic bag and a big stick. And rubber gloves... and a bio suit
But i bet it was also bad for the people who were eaten.
https://scienceinpoland.pl/en/news/news%2C113751%2Ccannibalism-disappeared-because-it-was-too-costly-human-survival.html
The research says that kids are quite good at using social media, and that if there is a group that should be banned, it is adult men.
https://www.dw.com/en/french-lawmakers-approve-social-media-ban-for-children/a-78052466?utm_placement=ne…
So now we know the 50% Canada shakedown is because he needs the money to pay for the war in Iran.
https://thehill.com/policy/defense/5982033-emergency-funding-military-leaders-iran-war-senate-hearing/?utm_placement=newsletter&user_id=66c4c…
#bloomscrolling wild bergamot and queen Anne's lace
There, done. Got my second shingles shot. Ive got my Tylenol (it's ok, I'm not a pregnant magat), and now I just need to wait it out.
https://thebeaverton.com/2026/07/meet-the-canadian-civil-servant-responsible-for-sending-our-wildfire-smoke-to-the-u-s/
This week in blooms #bloomscrolling
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
techhub.social
A tech server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 5 views per post.
📤Posts about 6× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated80/100
Excellent
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~2.1% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Long time software engineer now AGI researcher. Master gardener. #artificialIntelligence #music #nativeGardens #cancerSurvivor #basicIncome #stoic I like to eat standing up. I sneeze at bright light and spicy food. No, really.
I boost most photos of flowers and other imagery that passes a low bar of delightfulness.
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