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I’m starting to mistrust the replacement casters I bought for my chair. This ad came with my order and I think it might be threatening me.
It is 8:29 AM and I have already had enough internet for the day so here’s a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
A teaser trailer just dropped for a remake of "The Thomas Crown Affair" starring Michael B. Jordan.
Hang on, let me get my mug ready to catch and sip deeply from all those racist tears about to fall over a Black, Academy Award winning act…
I really wish we would have gotten to see how the relationship with Bashir and Garak progressed if the writers had allowed Garak be openly gay. They readily admit that they regret never going to Rick Berman and asking to play that out once…
Well that was interesting. First time I've ever gotten a "No seriously, upgrade NOW" warning on my Mastodon instance.
If you're upgrading to v4.6.4 per the banner warning, make sure to run an apt upgrade first, assuming you're running Ubu…
It feels a bit like I might be taking my still relatively newfound #kpop fan status a bit far by acquiring the Pimsleur Korean 1 language CDs so I can work on building my knowledge of the Korean language so I can understand the nuanced pun…
I don't watch "The Bear" because honestly I've had enough family drama and Back-of-the-House drama to last me a lifetime, but some of the foods that were mentioned on the show have still made it onto my radar.
There was one I saw ages ago…
As I figured, the latest #ai breach has the people who do not understand how these models work absolutely certain that it is alive, aware, and intelligent.
For those who don’t know what I’m talking about, you’re likely going to hear about…
Slowly but surely getting my code repos all moved over to #Codeberg. Moving my GitHub stuff was quick and painless but there are just enough syntactic differences between the Forgejo workflows and Gitlab that I'm needing to go one by one w…
Also if you want to subscribe to the RSS feed on my site, just add https://monkeyguild.org/feed.xml to whatever feed aggregator you use, that way you won't miss any of my kitchen shenanigans.
As promised, here's the #recipe for the cookies: https://monkeyguild.org/posts/chocolate-chip-graham-cracker-cookies/
We had a bunch of stale graham crackers because the zergling forgot to close up the bag and the crackers got a little soggy.
I decided I didn’t want to waste them but didn’t want to make a pie, so I powdered them in the food processor and…
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