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Followers
41
Account age
9 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
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📊 Post engagement
6
Avg engagement / post
14.6%
Engagement vs followers
May 2017
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: I don’t really feel like having a midlife crisis, but I *am* goi · 43 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
5 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 12 text · 0 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.2×
Follows 172 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Well all, it's time for me to make the move. After @krusynth helped me find the last bit of code I wanted to change, I'm going to be using my own Mastodon instance. So you'll see me at @monkeyninja@10base2.dev in a little bit. I should hav…
For folks running their own #mastodon instance in this grand #fediverse, have you found where in the code you would adjust the string length for the biography field? It doesn't seem to use the MAX_CHARS variable set in status_length_valida…
A reminder for all you #ttrpg fans out there to buy my hot new #christmas #toy! You've heard of "Elf on the Shelf" but are your kids prepared for "Melf in the Elf?" Why settle for a boring toy you have to move around? If your kids don't be…
Several years ago, The Zergling was first fed the spurious #thanksgiving story and at that point we opted to tell them age-appropriate truths each year, keep the gratitude, and pick a fictional story that didn't have a history of harm. Bot…
I’m 100% certain that the real reason we moved from swords to guns was not the advent of gunpowder but that the act of gently pushing an opponent’s chin up slightly with the tip of one’s sword before delivering a coup de grâce led to just …
I have never had Covid, the entire 5 years. What still never ceases to amaze me is when I have people who have had Covid 4+ times try to tell me that vaccination and masking just don't work. Sure buddy, sure, you keep telling yourself that…
So here's the thing, #trump isn't going to start with creating death camps, he's going to start with the exact same playbook that's used for people of color today and expand it. The experience of "Driving while Black" is going to expand to…
Part of me misses having a reason to regularly leave the house but I could never go back to a position where I couldn't work from home. Plus I would miss amazing parenting moments like The Zergling running up to the door to my office, buck…
I don’t know who needs to hear this; maybe I’m just posting this to remind myself. We’ve all likely been engaged by awful people trying to debate from a stance of bad faith and deeply flawed assumptions. Nothing bad actually happens if tha…
Having barely made it alive through the desert of despair to find the mystical lamp, I was unable to think clearly of my first wish. I could only think of one thing,
“I wish I had something to drink.”
“Your wish is my command.”
Too late,…
People who voted for #trump acting surprised by what he stands for is some next-level #brexit ignorance. It’s like “Well he said he’d mandate all cast iron skillets be washed in the dishwasher but I just assumed he didn’t mean *my* cast-ir…
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Home server
mastodon.cloud
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
May 2017
An OG fediverse account from Mastodon's early years — a long, established presence.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2017 — 9 years ago.
👁️Averages 6 views per post.
📤Posts about 5× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated83/100
Excellent
Credibility score
99%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
Medium
Data confidence
- Est. 99% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~0.1× of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Verified account.
- Established account (9+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Dad, DevOps Engineer turned DevOps Manager, GenX geek, maybe #AudHD (I'm still figuring this one out), definitely #neurodivergent, #jewish (and deeply supportive of Palestine and an end to the war), navigating life in #chronicpain. Writing about #technology, #bigotry, #ttrpg, I'm all over the map. My kiddo is always identified as "The Zergling"
Profile photo is me, middle-aged, cisgender, white, male, sipping tea from a white teacup while wearing sunglasses and a black t-shirt.
🔀 Audience overlap
EstimatedEstimated shared audience with similar creators — useful for avoiding overlap (or doubling down) when planning a campaign.
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