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The titles of Omicronian shock videos just aren’t as good as their earthican counterparts. “Two Omicronians, One Food Replicator” - it just doesn’t roll off the tongue.
@LRRRonEarth
You need a snack schnookems? When I got home from the gym, there was a car full of Mormon missionaries waiting at my house to ambush me. They even knew my name. But when they said who they were I just shouted “Bye!” and went…
Got my space COVID vaccine booster today. But everything is much larger in space. Viruses can be the size of small dogs here.
So if I do encounter a space COVID virus, I will probably shoot it.
Is there a 2 syllable word that rhymes with "poppler"? Other than "Doppler", because how the hell am I supposed to make a limerick with that?
New verse for “The Ball of Kirriemuir”:
The Omicronian - Lrrr was there,
he terrified the town.
But when the orgy started,
he was the first one to get down.
@LRRRonEarth
Little Bo Peep mislaid her sheep.
They were eaten by a leopard!
While what she really meant to keep
she was losing to a shepherd.
—Jackie Kannon
Worst poetry in the universe?
On the next episode of “Creatures from Beyond Space”, we ponder the question:
Is it ethical to keep niblonians as pets?
One earth monkey thinks she has the answer.
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