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Nun ... Ich wünsche allen Lieblingsgästen genug Notwasser und eine funktionierende Klima.
Today Hormuzn't
Oh, für das neue #KI-Sicherheitsinstitut werden uns „Experten auf Weltniveau“ versprochen.
Und wir alle wissen wie man diesen Experten-Status ermittelt: Anhand des LinkedIn-Profil-Slogans und der Anzahl an Follower-Bots.
Ich frag mich, wann mal eine neue Folge @lnp rauskommt :thinking:
Crimped the living shit out of that stupid fiddly asshole of a cable and after 263673 tries the fucker finally works and I don't have to dig it out from under my driveway.
Stupid fucking crimping of tiny fiddly mini cables 😠
I have no patience at all.
Today I launched 20 Outlook processes simultaneously as phase one of my mailmaxxing initiative. Inbox zero by brute force: just throw more processes at the problem. My RAM is crying but I feel so efficient.
#tokenmaxxing
Today I miss guestbooks on websites :(
Yay, new #NOFX song <3
NOFX - 40 Years Of Fuckin' Up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVxsA9pOJwY
#punk #punkrock #currentlylistening
When the neighbors decide to have the Blue Man Group build their house...
#tired
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Estimated- Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.4% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Established account (3+ years old).
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