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🔥 Top post: I have run out of hot sauce, disastrously. The last couple of ti · 42 likes + reposts
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Look, this isn’t some sort of joke, you know.
I mean the number of holes and flaps and buttons and tubes is likely to come as a shock to anyone, first time round.
Perfectly reasonable response to the new information, to be fair.
Have just had a facts of life conversation with the youngest.
They said they felt a bit sick and that they had to go and listen to a SpongeBob bedtime story to process it.
Also. #iranwar
A B-1B flying low over the high street this afternoon. #iranwar
There’s kind of a three bears situation, if you imagine Goldilocks tasting three stolen burritos.
I have become more reliant on hot sauce because the rest of my family can’t really deal with particularly hot spicy food, so I have to add chilli heat retrospectively. I also add chilli flakes, usually.
“Don’t drink, don’t smoke, what do you do?”
Put hot sauce on most of my meals, mainly.
https://youtu.be/o41A91X5pns
Doxx Soup.
Fedi has spoken. Doxxing it is.
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- Engagement (~0.5% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Established account (3+ years old).
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