Nick Mortensen

Nick Mortensen

Mastodon @nickmortensen@toad.social
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Followers
84
Account age
3 yrs

📊 Post engagement

2
Avg engagement / post
2.4%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: My 5 year-old and 8 year-old are both taking voluntary naps that · 2 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
1.4 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 12 text · 0 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.6×
Follows 135 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post My 5 year-old and 8 year-old are both taking voluntary naps that THEY suggested. Hopefully the naps work, but I am beginning to worry they might be too sick to Trick-or-Treat. ★ 2
The most reassuring observation I can offer as we head into 2026 is that JD Vance isn’t making any observable effort at all toward getting jacked right now. When that happens, it’ll be the leading indicator that there is an effort to ge… Where does that one rank in all-time Packers/Bears thrillers? The Randall Cobb game may have been surpassed. If you ever wanted to know the whole story of “Werewolf Bar Mitzvah” it’s here on this Reddit post. Happy Halloween! https://www.reddit.com/r/30ROCK/s/48haUZHsfq ★ 1 Maybe a deal is made and we avoid this scenario. If not, though…you can imagine Your fellow Americans are going to be dumber and more aggravated starting tomorrow. Probably hungrier, too… But since we don’t know how much worse let’s just Imagine 40 million people losing 10 IQ points and Only getting an hour of sleep last night… Seems pretty clear the real Scenario for more than 40 million Americans starting tomorrow is worse than what the study was charting,.. The study scenario and the real life scenario aren’t exactly 1:1 comparators. For the study it was an acute spike from an imagined bill & in real life it’s a very real set of additional expenses over a longer term… Now couple that with the stress of seeing Obamacare premiums double each month AND the holidays? Starting tomorrow 40 million people are going to essentially receive that bill instead of imagining it… …of what happens to a person the day after they pull an all-nighter. If you can’t quite imagine that, it’s equivalent to losing 11 IQ points..

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
toad.social
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 2 views per post.
📤Posts about 1.4× per week.

🛡️ Audience credibility

80/100 Excellent
  • Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Strong engagement (~2.4% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
  • Established account (3+ years old).
Est. authentic audience
97%
Fake-follower risk
Low
Data confidence
High

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

One of only a handful of experts in the world on signage. Continuing my lifetime of learning on this very specific topic. 2-time Winner of Wisconsin's Funniest Comedian.

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