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Today on Tweets Which Will Live Forever In My Brain, my daughter brought home homework about the structure of the Earth and I replied "Boooo".
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Come on Apple, maybe at least drop me a hint? Anything? Anything at all?
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Finally got around to something I've been meaning to do for ages: run *exactly one* program on this computer.
https://nick.zoic.org/art/boot-naked-linux/
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I really love 3d printing.
I just designed and printed a replacement TPU 'flap' for the air valve on this Mountain Designs Airlite camping mattress. I did ask, they were unable to send me just the replacement flap.
It's just a little tiny rubbery mushroom but without it this whole thing would have been returned to the store and trashed.
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Today on Tweets Which Will Live Forever In My Brain, my daughter brought home homework about the structure of the Earth and I replied "Boooo".
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It is 2026 and I'm playing with POV-Ray.
Perhaps when I wake up it'll be 1996 again.
Melbourne #TISM tickets secured!
Plus posting this as a thank you to (a different) Nick:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ijx_tT5lCDY
Finally got around to something I've been meaning to do for ages: run *exactly one* program on this computer.
https://nick.zoic.org/art/boot-naked-linux/
Wow, thanks for the "microsoft security report" on my static github pages website, "Josh". Glad to hear you've analysed my "M365 security posture".
Acutely embarrassing.
By the way, if anyone has somehow found this post because they have the same problem, I think it's because sometimes there's a pop-up strip at the bottom of the apple TV page in Firefox which asks me to confirm I'm still in Australia and i…
Come on Apple, maybe at least drop me a hint? Anything? Anything at all?
@ascentale #bikenitepq did you ever *need* rescuing? https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-07/cyclist-rescued-from-snowy-river-police-air-wing/106537314 (wasn't me)
It's a pretty crappy print because this printer isn't great at handling the soft and slightly stretchy TPU but it works anyway.
https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:7317623
And at less than a gram I'll just chuck a spare one in the mattress …
I really love 3d printing.
I just designed and printed a replacement TPU 'flap' for the air valve on this Mountain Designs Airlite camping mattress. I did ask, they were unable to send me just the replacement flap.
It's just a little tiny …
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