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Side quest: Home Assistant with Reolink cameras and Frigate (AI object and event classification). To catch the jerk of a dog who has sneaking food from tables.
Detects only dogs and alerts my phone. I have a renote control citronella spray collar with remote control. Sends a beep as a warning or a puff of mist as a deterrent.
#homeassistant #surveillance #dogs
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I know for most people here, LLM is on the nose as is vibe coding.
But a few weekends of vibe coding has gotten me to a very fun place.
I have weekly meal prep and planning and shopping down to under 10 minutes comparing prices from multiple stores nutritionally balanced and varied recipes.
In about two months of testing, we’ve already saved a couple of hundred dollars.
We also have almost 0 food
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Oh.. Telstra fault looks like core network issue! It seems a heap of prefixes (blocks of Telstra network addresses) just got updated through different routes at 3am (i.e. the Internet suddenly realised they can't reach parts of Telstra so there was a mad scramble to find alternate routes!)
So probably NOT BGP (this time!), but definitely a big issue on some core routing/signalling infrastructure!
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Unfortunately. The polarising love/hate for LLM has meant classic ML awesomeness has been sidelined.
Popcorn Vision was pre LLM and helped me perfect my popcorn recipe!
#machinelearning #computervision #popcorn
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Side quest: Home Assistant with Reolink cameras and Frigate (AI object and event classification). To catch the jerk of a dog who has sneaking food from tables.
Detects only dogs and alerts my phone. I have a renote control citronella spray collar with remote control. Sends a …
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Ok. My brain just broke.
We just watched an old DVD of the Never Ending Story and realised the “song” (the MAIN theme by Limahl) was not in our DVD version!?!
Apparently it was an addition!
This is all shades of wrong!!. The movie needs …
For what it’s worth:Stove top in an ordinary pot is just fine.Heat it from cold , on medium heat (don’t blast it)… let the starch cook before pop. Good kernels. Humidify you kernels [while in storage] (1/4 tsp water per cup of kernels sh…
Unfortunately. The polarising love/hate for LLM has meant classic ML awesomeness has been sidelined.
Popcorn Vision was pre LLM and helped me perfect my popcorn recipe!
#machinelearning #computervision #popcorn
Oh.. Telstra fault looks like core network issue! It seems a heap of prefixes (blocks of Telstra network addresses) just got updated through different routes at 3am (i.e. the Internet suddenly realised they can't reach parts of Telstra so …
Oh my..Just discovered I can't make or receive cals on my Telstra phone. Also can't recharge my Aldi mobile (spare house phone).
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-07-08/telstra-network-issues-internet-phones-live/106891206
#network / #infos…
HOLY CRAP... a RAID (albeit a faux 'SnapRAID') just saved my files! AND it did it in minutes!
I have NEVER had a RAID give me anything but grief. EVER
I mean in 30 years of running RAIDs, I've never had anything but dead controllers and w…
If anyone is actually interested, I can list all of the features and phases of how their shop works. It’s actually quite intricate and has very many moving parts to optimise everything from weekly budgets to interesting meal variations and…
I know for most people here, LLM is on the nose as is vibe coding.
But a few weekends of vibe coding has gotten me to a very fun place.
I have weekly meal prep and planning and shopping down to under 10 minutes comparing prices from multi…
We mocked this advert relentlessly whenever we head about some new invention or revolutionary design, we'd ask "but, does it have takeaway food hooks?"
Then one day, may years later, we bought a car with takeaway food hooks... I retract my…
The 2001 advert for the 'new Nissan Pulsar' was marketing GOLD!
So revolutionary was this car, that the ONLY two call out features in the advert were:Sunglasses holderTakeaway food hooks.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEgZebBMyns
#nostalg…
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