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The box I shared earlier (which cost more than my car) had 250 units of my circuit inside. I guess I picked the wrong resistor for the power button because it's a bit dimmer than my earlier prototypes, however, the power draw is only 14mA! So, yay battery life?
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This box is worth more than my car 💀
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I like how a SIGINT sent with the keyboard in neovim ends with the program telling you how to quit properly lol.
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🔥 Top post: The box I shared earlier (which cost more than my car) had 250 u · 4 likes + reposts
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Recent: 9 text · 3 image · 0 video.
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The box I shared earlier (which cost more than my car) had 250 units of my circuit inside. I guess I picked the wrong resistor for the power button because it's a bit dimmer than my earlier prototypes, however, the power draw is only 14mA! So, yay battery life?
I went crazy last night. Up until 2am lol. Because I rediscovered a raw sensor dataset I collected in April right when I implemented my session tracking API.
This combo is rare for me. I have the observed error at the time (residuals from…
3-2-1 rule coming in clutch... I decided to audit my backups annnnd they're gone... I forgot that backups went to one of my remote servers which I purged a while ago to cut costs.
I thought it went to a hetzner storagebox :blobfoxbox:
But…
This box is worth more than my car 💀
I like how a SIGINT sent with the keyboard in neovim ends with the program telling you how to quit properly lol.
I grabbed the WRONG fireproof folder. Silly me. I reached for the business documents folder when I really meant to grab the homelab security key usb drive folder. :neofox_0_0:
I booted up my super old System76 laptop for the first time in ages. It claimed 70% battery and then died within 30 minutes. But really, it seemed to die WITHIN SECONDS of launching Android Studio. The laptop got really hot and then uncere…
Upon request, I just added the ability to customize the power button's light intensity. Which makes sense for an astronomy device lol. I was so proud that I got it shining brightly but... maybe not great for observing conditions.
ESP32's h…
I just published the first open-source content created under Stargraph!
The database I cobbled together is an amalgam of multiple sources and many of them are licensed under the CC-BY-SA-4.0 scheme.
Therefore, my derived work is published…
My Kickstarter is launching tomorrow! I don't think I will ever feel ready. Putting it together feels really weird too. Like some kind of college presentation but instead of a dry topic it's about my special interest lol
On this public holiday in the US, let me remind you that Benjamin Franklin famously once opined: "Anyone who would trade a little bit of thinking for a little bit of expediency deserves neither."
So it turns out, calibrating the scale factor of these gyros is complete folly and has actually been working against my accuracy this whole time! I thought if I buy a really good turntable with quartz-synchronization, it would be accurate …
This box is worth more than my car 💀
I like how a SIGINT sent with the keyboard in neovim ends with the program telling you how to quit properly lol.
I grabbed the WRONG fireproof folder. Silly me. I reached for the business documents folder when I really meant to grab the homelab security key usb drive folder. :neofox_0_0:
I booted up my super old System76 laptop for the first time in ages. It claimed 70% battery and then died within 30 minutes. But really, it seemed to die WITHIN SECONDS of launching Android Studio. The laptop got really hot and then uncere…
Upon request, I just added the ability to customize the power button's light intensity. Which makes sense for an astronomy device lol. I was so proud that I got it shining brightly but... maybe not great for observing conditions.
ESP32's h…
I just published the first open-source content created under Stargraph!
The database I cobbled together is an amalgam of multiple sources and many of them are licensed under the CC-BY-SA-4.0 scheme.
Therefore, my derived work is published…
My Kickstarter is launching tomorrow! I don't think I will ever feel ready. Putting it together feels really weird too. Like some kind of college presentation but instead of a dry topic it's about my special interest lol
On this public holiday in the US, let me remind you that Benjamin Franklin famously once opined: "Anyone who would trade a little bit of thinking for a little bit of expediency deserves neither."
So it turns out, calibrating the scale factor of these gyros is complete folly and has actually been working against my accuracy this whole time! I thought if I buy a really good turntable with quartz-synchronization, it would be accurate …
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Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 2 views per post.
📤Posts about 4.2× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated75/100
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Credibility score
92%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.9% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Verified account.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
I do projects.
Well, my current "project" has been going on for 5 years. I think by that point it's transcended into something else lol.
Current thing:
Stargraph - my digital telescope finder! (2021 - 2026+)
Past thing:
Reforging Macromedia Flash, for a more civilized platform (HTML5) in a more modern age (2025).
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