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1.1K
Account age
0 yrs
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📊 Post engagement
6
Avg engagement / post
0.5%
Engagement vs followers
Dec 2025
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: By mostly harmless at the Canadian dot social - I avoid boosting · 19 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
28.3 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1.4×
Follows 807 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Anyone have a spot on a #duolingo family plan they haven't cancelled yet that they want to share...
I don't want to give them more money given they fired everyone and turned it to #AIslop
But it is my daily vocab top-up
And this energy sys…
Yesss little beauties come on 🍅
#tomatoes #homegrown #growYourOwn #balconyGarden #GardenPots #veggies #ItsAFruitActually
Seeing a lot of 'the AI bubble is bursting! It's coming down! They're folding!' type comments but little to no evidence
Love to believe it but #skeptical
#genAI #noToAI
Something I love about #fedi
I get to see other languages float around
And learn new words
Now I know the German for puffin (Papageientaucher) because I follow the birds hashtag - bc birds rock.
And it helps cement some Norwegian vocab whe…
No I don't want to 'debate' genAI with you
No I don't think LLMs are good for productivity. For scientists or anyone else.
No I don't enjoy hearing your pro- views (or reading your AI assistant outputs and chat)
Pls leave me alone
#noAI #A…
Also be nice if the person living on a house boat nearby would do something about their dog that high-pitched yaps at all hours, sometimes pretty much constantly all day.
Have their close neighbours not said anything??
If it has separation…
Don't think I got bitten again
But I do not feel clear-headed. Could be the heat. Which is going to be at least 6 degrees more by this eve (currently almost 27 in the kitchen, we live in a greenhouse that's basically the same temp as outsi…
If I could not have a headache tomorrow, for the third day in a row, that'd be great thx
Also no overnight mosquitoes pls
Just a small ask
Too headache to go singing tonight, boo :(
48 hours of this shite. Hot weather tomorrow prob won't help either. Bleh.
#complaining
Had to edit this old thing because one of my DMs is some ass accusing me of having an 'AIVATAR'
No.
It is not.
#DestinyTheGame #Destiny2
https://mstdn.games/@noodlemaz/116880254925054821
Hey just discovered my Masto DMs tab in this app
We'll that's a real mix of stuff.
Yesss little beauties come on 🍅
#tomatoes #homegrown #growYourOwn #balconyGarden #GardenPots #veggies #ItsAFruitActually
Seeing a lot of 'the AI bubble is bursting! It's coming down! They're folding!' type comments but little to no evidence
Love to believe it but #skeptical
#genAI #noToAI
Something I love about #fedi
I get to see other languages float around
And learn new words
Now I know the German for puffin (Papageientaucher) because I follow the birds hashtag - bc birds rock.
And it helps cement some Norwegian vocab whe…
No I don't want to 'debate' genAI with you
No I don't think LLMs are good for productivity. For scientists or anyone else.
No I don't enjoy hearing your pro- views (or reading your AI assistant outputs and chat)
Pls leave me alone
#noAI #A…
Also be nice if the person living on a house boat nearby would do something about their dog that high-pitched yaps at all hours, sometimes pretty much constantly all day.
Have their close neighbours not said anything??
If it has separation…
Don't think I got bitten again
But I do not feel clear-headed. Could be the heat. Which is going to be at least 6 degrees more by this eve (currently almost 27 in the kitchen, we live in a greenhouse that's basically the same temp as outsi…
If I could not have a headache tomorrow, for the third day in a row, that'd be great thx
Also no overnight mosquitoes pls
Just a small ask
Too headache to go singing tonight, boo :(
48 hours of this shite. Hot weather tomorrow prob won't help either. Bleh.
#complaining
Had to edit this old thing because one of my DMs is some ass accusing me of having an 'AIVATAR'
No.
It is not.
#DestinyTheGame #Destiny2
https://mstdn.games/@noodlemaz/116880254925054821
Hey just discovered my Masto DMs tab in this app
We'll that's a real mix of stuff.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mstdn.games
A gaming server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
On Mastodon since
Dec 2025
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2025.
👁️Averages 6 views per post.
📤Posts about 28.3× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
58/100
Fair
Credibility score
84%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 84% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.5% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
⚠️Personal views, not employer's
I'm realistic more than pessimistic, but perhaps that's optimistic?
#Nature-loving reluctant Brit in UK. A few yrs in Californ-I-A.
Amateur #singer, solo & #ReadySingerOne nerd #choir 👾
My PhD was in #Cancer pathology, now doing #SciComm etc.
Subeditor @TheSkeptic, specialising in #AltMed & #sCAM.
Anti-genAI, monarchy-abolitionist, #bi #feminist, #VideoGames player.
#skeptic #RejoinEU #antifascist #LærNorsk #EmptyTheTanks #noToAI #birds #CancerResearch
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