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Known for
30 views
Evelia has been out of town doing the great- grandmother thing since the 15th, and Rose considers her the Alpha in our little pack.
Which means that I get to witness the English Bulldog version of the 5 stages. We passed Denial today and are now in Anger, with toys getting tossed out of her box and her pouting in her crate.
#DogsOfMastodon #RoseTheEnglishBulldog
22 views
We may now be at Bargaining. Or, Rose may just want my pizza. Tough call.
#DogsOfMastodon #RoseTheEnglishBulldog
21 views
Still at Anger. Came home. She looked around for Evelia. Now all I'm getting is her back:
#DogsOfMastodon #RoseTheEnglishBulldog
2 views
A Not-Uncommon Technology Deployment in Public Transportation:
📊 Post engagement
10
Avg engagement / post
4%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Evelia has been out of town doing the great- grandmother thing s · 30 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
40.6 / week
A very active account — posts many times a day.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 8 text · 4 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.7×
Follows 352 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
Evelia has been out of town doing the great- grandmother thing since the 15th, and Rose considers her the Alpha in our little pack.
Which means that I get to witness the English Bulldog version of the 5 stages. We passed Denial today and are now in Anger, with toys getting tosse…
We may now be at Bargaining. Or, Rose may just want my pizza. Tough call.
#DogsOfMastodon #RoseTheEnglishBulldog
A Not-Uncommon Technology Deployment in Public Transportation:
For example... Want to cause a panic in a room full of stakeholders on a tech rollout?
Tell them that you won't have an answer to challenges Y or Z until you have observed the results from rolling out X.
Fun stuff...
Random Observation as a Public Service CIO:
A major reason that Agile is so damn difficult in Public Service IT, is that the entire ecosystem, including decades of culture, fights against it.
Everything from grant disbursements to the narr…
Still at Anger. Came home. She looked around for Evelia. Now all I'm getting is her back:
#DogsOfMastodon #RoseTheEnglishBulldog
🎞️ 🍿 #MovieNight
Across The Universe
Technically this movie was a box office flop, but I love it. Not only is it an absolute love letter to The Beatles, but also to the 60's in general.
Fantastic soundtrack, with the likes of Bono, Joe …
This Idaho city (Nampa) votes to kill funding for public transportation:
https://www.transittalent.com/articles/index.cfm?story=Nampa_Idaho_Council_Votes_To_Cut_VRT_Funding_07-18-2026
🎞️ 🍿 #MovieNight
Planet of the Apes (1968 version, because... really...)
"Tell me, though, does man, that marvel of the universe, that glorious paradox who sent me to the stars, still make war against his brother... keep his neighbor's ch…
The really annoying thing is that when Evelia gets back, Rose will respond with complete nonchalance. Basically an "Oh, you're home?", followed by an immediate return to her normal routine.
This has meant that Evelia is generally skeptical…
Bargaining is supposedly the next stage, which I have admittedly not been able to easily discern. It's certainly possible she will try to bargain with me in the next couple of days, but that is kind of a normal mode for her anyway.
Usually…
A rising professional boxer who was riding her bicycle along a rural Texas road died after officials say a motorist drove by her, stopped and then reversed into her:
https://apnews.com/article/hannah-rapp-boxer-killed-5285ec30765cc7576d31b…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mastodon.world
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 10 views per post.
📤Posts about 40.6× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated89/100
Excellent
Credibility score
99%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 99% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~4.0% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Verified account.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
🙄 Eclectic and Occasionally Heretical CIO
✌️ Inaugural Gen X'er
🤨 INFJ
🙃 Frequently /S
📢 Talks about #photography, #infosec, #leadership, #technology, #diversityintech, #publicservice, #publictransportation, and well, other stuff.
🤔 Favorites and Boosts Don't Always Imply 100% Agreement, But a Thought or Conversation Worthy of Consideration.
🌞 Currently Hanging Around Monterey, California
😵 Posts Generally Expire at 1 Year
😎 And Personal Opinions are Most Definitely My Own...
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