Not The LBC Guy

Not The LBC Guy

Mastodon @notthelbcguy@mstdn.social
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Followers
314
Account age
3 yrs

Known for

I am begging you, just run your press photos past ONE teenage boy prior to release9 views I am begging you, just run your press photos past ONE teenage boy prior to release The thing about Count Binface is that nobody should expect a comedian to actually get elected, and if they do, nobody should expect them to be an effective politician.5 views The thing about Count Binface is that nobody should expect a comedian to actually get elected, and if they do, nobody should expect them to be an effective politician. Wasn’t wearing hi-viz, was it.4 views Wasn’t wearing hi-viz, was it. It’s #NewBikeDay! And I thought I’d give chain waxing a go to boot.4 views It’s #NewBikeDay! And I thought I’d give chain waxing a go to boot.

📊 Post engagement

3
Avg engagement / post
1%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: I am begging you, just run your press photos past ONE teenage bo · 9 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
0.44 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 0 text · 12 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
2.3×
Follows 136 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post I am begging you, just run your press photos past ONE teenage boy prior to release ★ 9
The thing about Count Binface is that nobody should expect a comedian to actually get elected, and if they do, nobody should expect them to be an effective politician. ★ 5 Wasn’t wearing hi-viz, was it. ★ 4 A Mexican friend told me about Discada, and while this is not in any way authentic, it is a delicious “inspired by” and a great use for the big stack of tortillas I brought back from a US business trip last week. ★ 2 It’s #NewBikeDay! And I thought I’d give chain waxing a go to boot. ★ 4 Every time I walk past this shop I get a Nigel Farage-themed jumpscare ★ 1 Relatable ★ 2 I followed the Fallow lasagna recipe for the ragu in this lasagna and it was by some distance the most incredible lasagna I have ever made. And I have made some good lasagnas in my time. It took 12 hours so I won’t do this every time in fu… ★ 2 The *Crown* Prosecution Service might be surprised to hear that, David In case you needed any proof that nobody at LinkedIn has even a single fuck to give, here's a message to me from LinkedIn, on LinkedIn, getting their own data merge wrong “And I hold in my hand a very strongly worded request to the President to respond to my phone calls” ★ 1 Is this anything ★ 3

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
mstdn.social
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 3 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.4× per week.

🛡️ Audience credibility

66/100 Good
  • Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Engagement (~1.0% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
  • Established account (3+ years old).
Est. authentic audience
89%
Fake-follower risk
Low
Data confidence
High

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

#boatlife, #foodanddrink, #activetravel, #dadjokes. Generally trying to be on the right side of history. Will probably block you if you show up in my replies being aggressively wrong, splainy, dull, or posting content captured with Meta’s pervert glasses.

📸 Gallery

The thing about Count Binface is that nobody should expect a comedian to actually get elected, and if they do, nobody should expect them to be an effective politician. Wasn’t wearing hi-viz, was it. A Mexican friend told me about Discada, and while this is not in any way authentic, it is a delicious “inspired by” and a great use for the big stack of tortillas I brought back from a US business trip last week. It’s #NewBikeDay! And I thought I’d give chain waxing a go to boot. Every time I walk past this shop I get a Nigel Farage-themed jumpscare Relatable I followed the Fallow lasagna recipe for the ragu in this lasagna and it was by some distance the most incredible lasagna I have ever made. And I have made some good lasagnas in my time. It took 12 hours so I won’t do this every time in future but it’s definitely staying in my repertoire. YouTube vi The *Crown* Prosecution Service might be surprised to hear that, David

🔀 Audience overlap

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