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Nuclear Oatmeal :paranoid:

Nuclear Oatmeal :paranoid:

Mastodon @nuclearoatmeal@beige.party
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Followers
277
Account age
1 yrs
🧰 Free analysis for Nuclear Oatmeal :paranoid:
🕵️ Fake follower check 📊 Engagement rate 💰 What they charge

Known for

Photo post1 views Photo post

📊 Post engagement

2
Avg engagement / post
0.7%
Engagement vs followers
Jan 2025
On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: RE: https://universeodon.com/@georgetakei/116993596336583615 Fuc · 4 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
9.2 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.7×
Follows 380 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post RE: https://universeodon.com/@georgetakei/116993596336583615 Fucking ridiculous. I wanted to be a writer. A musician. A scientist. An orgy coordinator. A cannibal. A track and field athlete. A Bond villain. Green Lantern. I make computers go ping, and I like it. But it's highly… ★ 4
RE: https://mastodon.social/@jwz/117017435210915939 Fucking googly eyed Russian chud. ★ 1 https://bsky.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cu5awgjuatuagbu625ib2onr/post/3mrx6lvto2c2f ★ 1 Just subtooting. You get a block, and you get a block, and you get muted. You? Oh, jail for a thousand blocks. You're cool. Block block block. I'm out. Fuck. RE: https://beige.party/@Lana/117015988733511157 I kind of think it should be Lich instead of Congresswarlock, but you know, po-tay-to, po-tah-to. ★ 1 RE: https://mastodon.social/@campuscodi/117009175038239861 Better luck next time, @catsalad ! ★ 1 Photo post ★ 1 RE: https://official.resource.org/@carlmalamud/116994452894447965 Shut up, Sam. You're in way over your head. RE: https://xoxo.zone/@davidcelis/116970780459348740 These people can go fuck themselves with a running rusty chainsaw. ★ 4 RE: https://universeodon.com/@georgetakei/116975901854900211 She always has that look on her face of, "Don't call me stupid." Today, I am a churro shaman. ★ 2 RE: https://ecoevo.social/@benlockwood/116964893643461218 Count me in, too! ★ 2

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
beige.party
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Jan 2025
An established account with real history on the platform.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2025 — 1 year ago.
👁️Averages 2 views per post.
📤Posts about 9.2× per week.

🕵️ Fake follower check

Estimated
61/100
Fair Credibility score
84%
Real Real audience
Low Fake-follower risk
High Data confidence
  • Est. 84% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Engagement (~0.7% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

Same person, different server! Seriously, I'm just this guy. I speak computer. I speak a little bit political philosophy. I'm usually too tired to come up with something original, but I'll riff off your post because I usually can add funny. Still only 13.2 inches tall when I'm yelling at LRRR. I also say "fuck" a lot. 8647 #nobot And especially fuck you to #NoTagsPub stalkers.

🔀 Audience overlap

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Estimated shared audience with similar creators — useful for avoiding overlap (or doubling down) when planning a campaign.

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