Orb 2069

Orb 2069

Mastodon @orb2069@mastodon.online
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Followers
43
Account age
5 yrs

Known for

Photo post1 views Photo post

📊 Post engagement

6
Avg engagement / post
14%
Engagement vs followers
Jan 2021
On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: @davidgerard I'm a little suspicious about the "Gee, the 'AI ha · 38 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
1.3 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 10 text · 2 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.3×
Follows 129 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post @davidgerard I'm a little suspicious about the "Gee, the 'AI hate' is 'ruining our lives', maybe we should all stop guys, how about it?" counter-push just months before the Anthropic/OpenAI IPOs. It smells too much like the thinkpieces about how we should all get over being up… ★ 38
You ever have a great idea, then find out that there's like already PRODUCTS built around it? https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Photovoltaic_thermal_hybrid_solar_collector Graham, McConnell - I think the whole 'from my cold, dead hands' thing absolutely applies to the ( probably extensive and exceptionally damning ) kompromat that maintains GOP party unity. All feels very 'Three days of the condor' - Even if… ★ 1 It's weird to watch people that are "smartphone native" use their phones. PSE&G being super helpful as always. Mads Mikkelsen as Leon across from Sigourney Weaver as Grandma Bayonetta in a Wes Anderson flavored horror film is absolutely not something I was expecting to see, and I was quite pleasantly surprised by it. ★ 1 ....have you tried getting really, really inebriated and just fucking ranting about it? ★ 2 I need to spend less time arguing with people who clearly have no idea what they're talking about. ★ 3 It just now twigged to me that the whole "Let's call everything 'X' " is another one of those embrace-extend-extinguish things that fucking tech assholes do, except even more racist than usual: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malcolm_X#Earl… ★ 1 Photo post ★ 1 @gadgetbridge where have you been all my life? :) ★ 1 RE: https://oldbytes.space/@blakespot/116584851736765059 Yeah, the image is probably #ai, but the idea of doing a "cars & coffee" with neither is too much fun to not share.

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
mastodon.online
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
On Mastodon since
Jan 2021
An established account with real history on the platform.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2021 — 5 years ago.
👁️Averages 6 views per post.
📤Posts about 1.3× per week.

🛡️ Audience credibility

76/100 Good
  • Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Strong engagement (~0.1× of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
  • Established account (5+ years old).
Est. authentic audience
97%
Fake-follower risk
Low
Data confidence
Medium

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

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🔀 Audience overlap

Estimated

Estimated shared audience with similar creators — useful for avoiding overlap (or doubling down) when planning a campaign.

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