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33
Account age
3 yrs
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Known for
📊 Post engagement
2
Avg engagement / post
6.1%
Engagement vs followers
Oct 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Due to a rather embarrassing mixup, it is actually the murdered · 2 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.51 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 10 text · 2 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1.2×
Follows 27 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Probably one of the more interesting #writing exercises I've done: Draft an actual story first and then tell it from the perspective of a very distant observer who has basically none of the relevant information to make out what matters and…
The United States have a town called North which lies in the south. The southern half of the southernmost Carolina to be exact. It also has three towns called West, not a single one of which lies in the west. Any insanity that springs from…
Cryptids or "Enigma Males" as the youths have taken to calling them...
Victoria Island on the other hand is nowhere near Victoria or Vancouver but rather split between two states of Canada, neither of which is British Columbia
Let me get this straight: British Columbia, which is neither British, nor in Colombia, is a state of Canada. While its largest city is Vancouver, its state capital is Victoria, which lies on Vancouver Island, unlike Vancouver. Have you con…
Do you sometimes wonder why absolutely everything anyone tries to sell these days seems to be some manner of con? https://ouroboros.cafe/articles/nothing
I used to write a lot of these fake eldritch horoscopes in 2020. Felt like doing one again.
I very strongly recommend that you play the cyberpunk ace-attorney-like Of The Devil
Keep in mind that they too, who have inscribed the lemniscate upon your soul, are but upswept limbs feebly meddling in crownfare. Your forgiveness could not save them even if you were willing to give it
Gaggle of teens out there macro-dosing micro-plastics and it isn't even illegal
I know I should probably think for myself and start believing a number of obscenely intricate conspiracy theories, but alas I have a full-time job so there simply isn't time. The newspaper and whatever my baker can tell me about aliens wil…
I used to write a lot of these fake eldritch horoscopes in 2020. Felt like doing one again.
I very strongly recommend that you play the cyberpunk ace-attorney-like Of The Devil
Keep in mind that they too, who have inscribed the lemniscate upon your soul, are but upswept limbs feebly meddling in crownfare. Your forgiveness could not save them even if you were willing to give it
Gaggle of teens out there macro-dosing micro-plastics and it isn't even illegal
I know I should probably think for myself and start believing a number of obscenely intricate conspiracy theories, but alas I have a full-time job so there simply isn't time. The newspaper and whatever my baker can tell me about aliens wil…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
writing.exchange
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Oct 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 2 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.5× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
76/100
Good
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~6.1% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Est. authentic audience
97%
Fake-follower risk
Low
Data confidence
Medium
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
A coin-operated Pythia. A friend approximated by the architecture of their syllables.
#writer , neophyte of the arts and a malediction which no penitence can ameliorate.
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