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🔥 Top post: I have my Physics final tomorrow. Alright, alright! I'll get ba · 2 likes + reposts
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I have my Physics final tomorrow.
Alright, alright! I'll get back to the books now.
Image Description: Top image: A painting of a unicorn soaring through a majestic landscape.
Top text: "ME LEARNING MATH"
Bottom image: Scene from The Simpsons Season 08 Episode 06 – A Milhouse D…
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"On some rare days when the sun is shining and I’m enjoying a well made kouign-amann (my favourite comes from b.patisserie in San Francisco but Patisserie Poupon in Baltimore will do the trick), I find a brief respite from my usual depress…
I've been contributing to FrogID for years. Frogs are only one of the benefits of hiking at dusk! I'll never forget the very kind response to one submission in the early days:
"We appreciate all of our submissions to the FrogID app! Unfort…
The proof that \(\sqrt{2}\) is irrational makes my brain feel like really good quality french butter.
I don't really know what I mean by that, and I encourage the reader to not spend too much time on it either.
Proofs are nice.
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