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He bah.
Met alle brand van nu is dit echt niet leuk om voorbij te zien komen.
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People, pseudoscorpions, I mean 💖
They even behave like scorpions and will try to attack. In their microscopic world, they are big. From our point though they are incredibly small and hardly visible. And completely innocent.
In their micro…
When you hear sounds.
Sounds of crackling whatever.
And you don't see anything.
Or see anyone.
And you have cats.
Ring!
De dierenkliniek.
Of de afspraak met Konijn ook op een ander moment kan.
Dus dat is stress omdat ik zomaar word gebeld, plus omdat het nu opeens weer anders moet worden geregeld.
"Maar stel dat het niet lukt?" vroeg ik.
"Dan gaan we …
Vandaag is het 24 juli.
In 1999 en 2012 overleden op die datum mijn lieve katten Jip en Peerke, die zo erg op elkaar leken al hebben ze elkaar nooit meegemaakt. Ze hadden dezelfde leeftijd toen ze overleden.
Juli is voor mij altijd een bel…
Gisteren medicijnen die ik niet meer veel gebruikte en waarvoor ik al meer dan een jaar geen recept had gekregen toch maar weer aangevraagd. Want last.
Vandaag SMS van de apotheek; ze komen eraan.
Ik heb ze nu.
Het kan wel.
I wonder what the headlines will be like after getting rid of the nazis.
Op TV5Monde is elke dag nu 'Créatures Microscopiques' en dat neem ik op want 🧡
I am so sick about Trump getting more and more in bed with Saudi Arabia and Israel, nuclear weapons and all. I think the USA, SA, and Israel will form a big block that will lash out to other countries. Iran will be so pissed off by this. A…
@Zjaan
Ik heb het net gepost!
HOE KUN JE HET AL GELEZEN HEBBEN?
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Jullie weten dat overbuurman klaagt over vallende bloesem en blaadjes, en dat de VVE voorzitter wil dat ik alle communicatie tussen overbuurman en mij met de VVE deel.
Ik legde VEH uit dat het een albi…
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